#no contex

[lynaferns]

It's not even half a year...

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

oh yeah- Viking orgy

[alton26916]

Quotes

[ ]Your eyes soften. God he's such a weirdo. And a dick. But you love him, even if he watches porn in front of everyone like a freak.

[  ] Bh signs to Lizzie that they found her ex from (---). Lizzie's eyes widen, looking panicked. "Did he say anything? What did he do?" Bh looks at Kenny. He sighs. "He didn't do anything. We didn't even get to confront him before he was run over. Several times. It was pretty graphic."

[  ]  "Hey, what holiday is next again?" Lizzie asks her sibling. "St. Patricks day." They sign. Lizzie shrugs."Eh. We should just skip it then. It's not like the holiday is important or anything. (They'll regret it later when Bh grabs a box of cereal and a bunch of leprechauns come out and start screaming and biting at them saying how they should have celebrated it. Lizzie has to use the chancla and broom to kick them out. Not without them warning they'll be back though.)

[  ] Should you get coffee or orange juice? You grab the orange juice and pour but stop when you see ...chunks? You check the date. Expired. You dump the juice and quickly grab the tea pot and put it to boil.

Absolutly disgusting. Why do you even buy orange juice. It's gross, and repuslive. What the point in having it. What's the point of anyone having orange juice. It's betrayed you. Just like yogart. It's nothing but an abomination to you now. It's your enemy. At this point, it must die.  It NEEDS to die. It MU--

[  ] Knifey frowns. " It's too bad i don't have anyone for valentines. Would've loved to have a heart to stab."

[archie-sideblog]

[luigi-is-number-a-one]

I simultaneously feel like Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi

[imapursoon]

I just got fucking beaned TWICE

[nacrabmeal]

no runnin

[a-rting]

Jacket