Feb 26
“I have a 24 ounce can of energy drink, I have a bag of sour skittles that have been open in my car for a week, and I’m not afraid to die”
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“I have a 24 ounce can of energy drink, I have a bag of sour skittles that have been open in my car for a week, and I’m not afraid to die”
6 non-selfies for @badgopher.
We’re gonna Scooby Doo it, but with more murder
Me: Wait, are you saying my butt changed your life?
Jim: Kinda, yeah.
NO CONTEXT THEATER: Happy Thoughts Edition
Friends don't let friends go straight to Hell without riding in a really fashionable handbasket with bucket seats, rhinestones, and memory foam cushions.
I have such friends. Unironically, #blessed.
Farmbaby, who slept the night on my couch as her family passed back through from a reunion in Illinois, just asked, “Mommy, do you think Chita’s nocturnal?” She’s just woken up, and is having a quiet discussion with her mother. There was a moment’s quiet discussion, and then Farmbaby says, “Or maybe she has a secret.”