#no exchanges

[deadlyr0s3]

[yesterdaysprint]

Davenport Democrat and Leader, Iowa, December 8, 1918

[carpecerevisiam]

I did it, tumblr!

I am now, in the eyes of the law, Mrs Cerevisiam

[overheardintheboxoffice]

Patron complaining that tickets should be £15  Patron: Look here(showing me her phone with google loaded) It clearly says £15 and nowhere does it say £17.50. This is morally wrong. Me: That says 15:00, as in 3pm Her: … Me: Would you still like tickets to the three o'clock show? Her: Yes, but I still think it’s morally wrong

[patrickat]

You're only eligible to "take back the country" if you have the receipts. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[egohisteriaa]

Todo esto que vez es lo que me hace unica, no trates de cambiarme no quiero ser como nadie más

[anomalouswanderer]

I'm sad because I ordered a bathing suit and I was really excited but that stores size chart was off and it doesn't fit :(