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stobin as me and bestie (who i am now woefully ACROSS THE COUNTRY from ....) who have regular chili's dates and get disgustingly drunk off mango presidente margaritas and green tea shots. the only food ordered is the dip trio (shared) (white queso, regular queso, guac) (we are both lactose intolerant).

#i (lesbian) talk about not wanting to commit to a girl i literally drove an hour plus just to hook up with in the back of my prius #MULTIPLE TIMES.... and exclusively #she updates me on her ever changing roster of men (unfortunately usually of the military variety)#in all honesty i get black out drunk #and she takes one shot in solidarity and sips on her one margarita for the night and eats way more than me #bc she's dd #SHE IS WELL UNDER THE BAC... bc unforch we are the people who stay for like. three hours #BUT ORDERING DRINKS THROUGHOUT #in my head robin is like me and bounces back incredibly quick in the morning #no hangover #except for one time i drank so heavily i got the shakes and tremored the whole day (go to the er).#that was when the situationship ended fyi #robin buckley #steve harrington #stobin #stranger things

Me walking with my guy to a local cider place for dinner and drinks: Nah, I don't think we should take the shortcut. I haven't actually taken that path before and in the dark I'm afraid I might fall.

Me, tipsy as f*cking shit, walking back home: I HAVE TO PEE! I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD WE ARE TAKING THIS DETOUR IMMA JUMP THIS STREAM AND USE MY PHONE LIGHT TO SCALE THIS HILL OF MAN MADE DIRT STEPS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!