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[lovastian]

Not quite Lovastian but still enough to announce here

I do in fact have an ask blog for a character who is in this universe but isn't in the canon writings yet, so uh.. if any of y'all wanna go ask him stuff it's @ask-amadeus-solis !!

However I am thinking of redoing it and letting it be an "ask characters from Lovastian lore" blog, but that's when more than these guys are officially canon. Perspective change coming soon guys I promise. How soon? No clue. But soon.

[secondarynekobami]

Aww, look at them! The generic cliché of guys forced to live together! This is so romantic! It's also so anti-creative!

Detail: correct the term "boyfriend" to "roomate". I put it like this more for the meme.

And yes. I know. And I SWEAR to GOD, the FIRST motherficker to remind me he's dead will make me CRY.

I am IMMATURE and a CRYBABY SHRIMP, and I will be living in DENIAL CITY UNTIL I REALIZE HOW INCONVENIENT I AM FOR SOCIETY. And because of that, to be happy, I, MYSELF, am going to write silly, stupid and almost impossible headcanons about criminal Mortys and experience happiness in the MOST CRINGE way I CAN.

Because I have the RIGHT to be INCOVENIENT WHILE I am NOT committing a CRIME.

But joking aside, I'm working on Bully and his relationships with other Mortys, perhaps... as a test. It's not a very complex story, and I have to admit it's a lot of fun to work on. I get it, canon events make a lot of this kind of impossible, but... Ahh, it's fun, come on. It's also content, at least. I really want to mention other ocs from artist of this fandom that I like. But I don't know if I need to ask one by one, or anonymously... Well, I'll see about that later.

As for the context? Ah, one day Bully arrived at the bar, slammed his hand on Big Morty's table and said "400 thousand shmeckles RIGHT NOW and I live in your house for the time I want." And Big Morty was like: "... WHAT?" And his henchman were like: "*burst on laughing* WHAT?" And then Bully e Big Morty started living together.

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