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part 2

personally i really like when people specify the pronunciation of their troll’s name because hussie himself keeps forgetting how to pronounce the names of the homestuck troll’s so he’s just given up giving them canon pronunciations

also really long post, under cut

#awfully horribly bad troll #cull it now #dark #insane #no lusus #mutant blood #non canon blood color

part 1

this is part one of this series because there are multiple fantrolls that all have a bunch of their own shit. get ready kids

Name: Urikiu Sanaku whoms’t’ve Type: Seadweller (hair covers ears) that would be a lot of hair to cover.......fish ears? Moirail: Selris Maltir Matesprite: Esirix Caslot Title: Dweller of Calmness the who what now

AND YES SHE HAS RAINBOW BLOOD SUE ME!!!

this is me on my way to the lawyer’s office to sue you

you asked for it buddy

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delete this blog. do it

Rules Broken: the mouth just had to be open for the rainbow tongue to show didn’t it, mostly we’re just here for that Good Shit..............that Rainbow Blood.............

Fantroll Rating: it’s really hot in my room and i don’t wanna be here anymore

#awfully horribly bad troll #cull it now #no lusus #non canon blood color #non canon god tier #too much color

Batman

Name: Batman Batman this……..fits the name rule………….

Blood Colour: Yellow

Symbol: Bat

God Tier: Knight of Dark it actually works i can’t

Dreamself: Derse

Lusus: Dead s TO p

Ancestor: Also dead FUCK IN g

Description: Gotham Hival Colony needs him i

Rules broken: ????????? ?? /??/ ??????? ? ?? /??????

Fantroll rating: okay real talk here this is just. it is such a concise troll like this is the stuff tumblr posts are made of. short, sweet, really weird and doesn’t really make sense but you just……….accept it………………

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#submission #dark past #joke troll #no lusus #non canon god tier #awfully horribly bad troll

slaughter me violently (and this troll too)

Name: Lenore Catpor When I first saw this I though it said captor, in reality its just a bad cat pun. Hey, it actually followed the proper naming conventions!

Trollian handle *tag : ArsenicCatmageddon The originality shocks me. Last time I checked, your username on any site should not be an amalgamation of your parents’.

Age:20 human years (NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO DO MATH!) Preach

Gender:Female

species:Troll No shit sherlock. <---

Powers:like one of her ancestors Sollux Captor stop please So was the last name SUPPOSED to be captor? she is able to use Psiioniic powers ??? but she also knows some magic that deal with East Beforus language that’s she’s tutored on by Damara Megido What? THEY LITERALLY CANNOT BE IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD

Likes:shipping like her ancestor Nepeta Leijon, her matesprit skk Her matesprit what? What does this even say? Best name 2015

Dislikes: her stalker (Scionelle) the fuck

Ps.she is a Mega perv and doesn’t look it XDD same

Rules broken: Too much color, canon relationships, ffffffuck me up, is that Hello Kitty on her kimono, the fuck even, is she a fucking limeblood

Fantroll rating: cat

#no lusus #canon relationships #cull it now #too much color #lazy symbol #asian troll #literal cat #bad troll #awfully horribly bad troll

gay and proud

This is Faygo Naming rule, also it has no last name Amy and Gamzee’s 2nd kid Who the fuck is amy and why are they reproducing like humans Faygo is GAY and proud Trolls don't have a defined sexuality Faygo have a boyfriend/husband (His husband is Eridan’s son) Oh my fucking god His husband is his half-brother but he doesn’t no Faygo is his half-brother but Faygo’s mom told only Faygo ...what? They love eachother very much um They have a son uh FAYGO LOOK SO SEXY XD ... Wearing a sexy skirt & top I'm not sure I would call it sexy but okay FAYGO IS A GUY!!! As we've been foreshadowed to Request 4/4 Me and my friend’s ocs no

Rules broken: Naming rule, no trolltag, no quirk, apparently has nothing but his weird family relations

Fantroll rating: sexy as a vomit-muddled rug

#non 6x6 name #canon relationships #lazy symbol #no lusus #defined sexuality #bad troll #awfully horribly bad troll

st0p

Youre grammar nazi in me is crying name is Akoshni Tesegbrek what and youre parents are John Egbert and Vriska Serket oh my god because they really loved each other.there is no such thing as love in the world of the trolls John got youre mom troll pregnant ... because he was a human so it worked out. ???You live with your parents on Alternia n o and you can change between being a troll and a human NO as you want but your usually a troll because you like it better.NO You have purple blood because red which is Johns blood color Human blood isn't actually red tho...and blue which is Vriskas blood color make purple NO but your not a subjugglator like your uncle Gamzee. WHAT Youre matesprite is Karkat Vantas who cares about you because your a mutant like him. Purple blood is not a mutation, dumbass Youre kismesis is Aradia because shes just a lowblood and is jealous of your awesome purple blood. She's literally one of the most passive trolls there is, what the fuck Sometimes youre moirail Nepeta and you go hunting.Equius is youre other moirail. WHY How do you have two moirails?

Can someone tell me the damn gender!!!

Rules broken: NAMING RULE SO HARD, canon relations, more canon relations, oh god, trolls can't have children directly related to them, especially with humans, and what the fuck You should be worried, you have a missing Lusus.

Fantroll rating: 1 Vriska out of 9001 Johns

#non 6x6 name #canon relationships #cull it now #no lusus #part human #bad troll #awfully horribly bad troll