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[The thing that made me pause the most was “bitcoinsexual”.]
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i made this for y'all enjoy
[The thing that made me pause the most was “bitcoinsexual”.]
why do i have to look at this
Its supposedly Mituna’s and Cronus’ transgender child (FTM) and its blood color isnt violet or mustard. Its a fusion, ……of violet and mustard??
that’s just brown
but its grubscars are black? Its eyes are supposed to match Mitunas psionics but its technically normal/heterochromatic eyes. Help. i……think the left eye is more brown??? it’s like…..brown with a red inner iris and a blue inner iris……….honey……………that’s not how eyes work……………….
oh it is brown. alright. still questioning the hair though. also trolls have dark grey irises before maturity and what is that front set of horns what is going on there
alright i got a lot of questions now but no answers
Rules Broken: i don’t think they understand how colors work. or eyes. or trolls in general
Fantroll Rating:
this was honestly the face i was making the whole time also i got contacts and that’s weird too
i put too much effort into this
Name: Drrekk Brogre BROGRE
Gender: Male
Age: 6 how old r u ? six
Blood color: A unique shade of green that only he and his ancestor have. that looks like yellow
Fetch Modus: Butt. He shoves the items up his ass and if he wants to use them he has to shit them out. oh god
Strife Specibus: fartkind christ
Lusus: DONKEH
Powers: He can eat anything. His farts are very powerful and he can use them to fly around. The longer he goes without farting the more powerful and smelly it will be. But if he doesn’t fart in a very long time or if he’s REALLY pissed he will release the Vast Fart, which will instantly kill everything in every universe ever except for himself, onions and his ancestor. i want to kill myself
Hive location: In the middle of a swamp.
Dream moon: The Moon. just. The moon. not a moon. the moon
God Tier: Lord of Love and Life. /deep inhale/
Planet: The Land of Swamps and Onions. /deep exhale/
Likes: Onions, his swamp, eating, eating onions, bathing in the swamp, farting, making love to onions, when people fear him, praying to his ancestor, spreading love and life to his brogres, watching Shrek movies.
Dislikes: Onion thieves, when someone is in his swamp, Shrek haters, anyone who annoys him, DONKEH, fairytale characters, when he can’t spread love and life.
Chumhandle: ogreNow
Ancestor: The Ogrelord, Shrek himself. A powerful, ancient ogre who is worshipped by the Brogres, who hope he’ll give love, life and onions to them. He made his movies to spread his message. No one knows what happened to him but many believe he’s still out there somewhere, spreading his love all across the universes. dear fucking lord
Quadrants: His love for onions goes beyond all quadrants. me…………
Rules broken: i don’t know how to feel about this. i just, i don’t
Fantroll rating:
my bb (uwu)
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my fantrol’s name is pyokwe orpiye why and thiey r a genderfluid panromantic demigraysexual otherkin. THIS IS LITERALLY ME except im not otherkin they have a super darrk past and their lusus was killed when they were a grub. their blod coulor ys a mixture of orange pink and yellow, thieir favorite colors. extra sin points because those are shitty colors ther god teir is the lord of colors and they ar jonh eggbret’s matsprite and kakrat’s kissmezi. why does this happen they r moirals with dave stridee and is auspititties with gamzy and soluz. WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN the qurik is D –> :33 < l11k3 T)(112, and tjeir troltag is ectoGenicistitcarcnioBiol0gist. thnx youre not welcome. youre not welcome here. leave
Rules broken: can we talk about how one part of the horns is magenta and pink, and the eyes, why, why do the eyes, the clothes too, why, just, why
Fantroll rating:
ps i love park minhyuk
MK's bottom bitch.
Oh fuck me.
It’s me. MK’s waifu for laifu. {hey hey hey das me}
And I forgot to make a bio, so i’m making it up as I go. {i believe in you}
(Also the sprite’s kinda shit. I’m fucking proud of the skirt tho. LOOK AT THAT SHIT. THAT WASN’T A BASE THAT i USED I MADE THAT SKIRT.) {i cant sprite for shit soooo}
(But yea. Sprite request. Bigger hair is a must.)
Basics
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Name: Ursida Novass. (Bigger version of Ursida Novas, which means space bear. ;3) { :0 }
Theme: Space bear. (Although space doesn’t really come up all that often. It’s mostly just Bears.)
Gender: *The void stares back {me too}
Bloodcolor: Olive. (Nepetas)
trolltag: paradoxingMauler
Age: Six sweeps
Sign: Constellation sign for Ursida Novass.
Powers: N/A
Handed: Ambidextrous {same!!}
Strife Specibus: Bitekind. (Her teeth yo.)
Lusus: A large bear with 4 snouts on his head, they kinda look like a mohawke
{oh jesus that honestly sounds terrifying}
Lusus relationship: iffy. She gets annoyed real easily with her lusus. As he is constantley wanting to be fed. As is bears do.
Hive: No set hive. Her hive was destroyed by a fire. Which was later revealed to be the work of Fixius. She wanders around Alternia with her lusus looking for food. She is the one who found Chamels cave and revealed that he was indeed, a mutant. Causing Gallus to have heavy feelings of anger, and then he goes off the deep end, then goes Grimdark and y'know what this is a very long description for a hive that doesn’t exist. {man all im getting from this is that Fixius is a DICK.}
Interests: Eating, a lot. Working out to get rid of that gross fat. And she is a hardcore FLARPer. Usually FLARPING with Gallus (Because jesus christ who doesn’t FLARP with Gallus I mean come on.) {man this reminded me that i have to work out. because im actually a baby beluga whale.}
Mutation/Weaknesses: She has a history of getting… too into character. (More details about that later.)
Ancestor: The Madbeast. The Madbeast was a troll that wandered away from her hive, because her Lusus, was kidnapped by Lifecure.
(Jesus fucking christ. Honestly every single problem all my ancestors have is caused by Lifecure. The Bleeding? Lifecure. The Mutation wars? Lifecure. The outcome of the Mutation wars? Lifecure.)
She wandered into a forest, and she never could find the way out. She lost all touch with normal troll society, and she became a savage beast. Killing for sport. Eventually, Lifecure thought that the Madbeast could prove to be of some use. Lifecure lit fire to the forest that the Madbeast lived in. Coaxing her out. The Madbeast eventually killed Lifecure, setting in effect an experiement that he had long awaited for. When his death arrived, a gland he implanted into his brain set off. Hoping to revive the dead cells and mutate them into life again. Hoping for a small chance of…
Immortality. {boom.}
It failed tho. He died, and the Madbeast ate his corpse, only to spit him out, out of spite. {kinky}
Personality: Ursida has a history of getting too into her FLARPING character. She plays as the Enchanted Badbeast. Her character exists to be used as an antagonist. She has a habit of literaly thinking she IS the Badbeast, causing her to sometimes, actually make her friends draw blood because she ACTUALLY, no make-believe, bit them. She’s been learning to control this, but she has no idea if she’s getting any better. If anything, she can feel herself slowly get more absorbed and consumed by this character she made. She is scared of FLARPING now due to this. But hell, a little bite here and there isn’t going to stop her “Spoiler alert grimdark Gallus and Badbeast Ursida have a fight.” {well at least she’s enthusiatic.}
Other stuff
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She often turns towards Foweli for advice. As most trolls do. She attempts to make friends via FLARPING but i’m gonna let you guess how that’s going. :/
She doesn’t tend to fight unless she is fuCKING provoked.
Game shit
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Dreams: Prospit
Server: Gallus
Client: Some Jadeblood I havn’t made
Planet: The Land of Berrries and Rubber. Imagine a world of plastic and all the food you could eat.{where did the plastic come from??}
Quest: All the food that the consorts are eating are slowley, but surely turning into plastic. Fix dat shit. {o h no}
God Tier: Heir of Mind
Denizen: Fuck knows. Denizens man. {i honestly dont even fucking bother with denizens because. Well. Denizens man.
Relationships ♥♦♣♠
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♥ Shmexy feels for Foweli. Tho she doesn’t notice.
♦ Gallus (Who isn’t fucking Moirails with Gallus)
♣ Chamel and Fixius (Tearin them apart yo.)
♠ Fixius (Who isn’t fucking Fixius’s Kismesis.) {because he’s a DICK}
Bla Bla Bla BLAM. There you go.
Again: Sprite request: One requirement: Bigger hair.
Rules Broken: None!
Suggestions:I honestly can’t think of anything. I guess figure out that Denizen (not really that important because they’re pains in the ass. All of your trolls are so well figured out so good job!!!!!!}
well m8 I r8 this d8:
oddballtentacle~
https://eriidan-spxce.tumblr.com/post/143163308557/trollsona-bio-utc
This is a bio to a really bad oc. *Jesus christ* -Mod MK
the shittiest and first joke troll i've ever made
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY EYES WHAT IS HAPPENING
(THIS IS A JOKE TROLL I MADE BECAUSE I WAS BORED PLEASE DONT THINK I MADE THIS SERIOUSLY I ACTUALLY CRINGED WHILE MAKING IT)
name: hidead nagaki nagaki
age: 18!!!
gender: male ugu uvu
sexuality: gay (yaoi iz best!!)
NIGHTMAREself (>:333): ANTI PROSPIT
bloodcolor: halloween
symbol: black viel brides symbol but reversed amazing
lusus: neko ^>u<^ ytuiojojojojojojk
quirk: XDDD at the end of every sentence bc he laughs all the timez!
matesprit: nina tucker from fullmetal alchemist bc theyre BOTH DEAD nO DONT FUCKJING REMIDNS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETnT (he died bc of hthe grand highblood)
moiriale: kaneki ken FOREVZ
kismesis: karkat because tey both have mutations and compete on which mutation is best huehue >:3c
mutation: HE FUZES WITH BENDROWNED AND EYELESS JAKC
other facs: HAD HIS HORNS RIPPED OF BY GAMZEE
Rules broken: the……the sprite……………….., and kismesis?????????? and the fucking mutation what the fuck is going on jesus lord
Fantroll rating:
STOP BUTCHERING MY POOR ‘RADIA
Name: Naomi Sakurai Naming rule already? And Sakurai, wow, super kawaii. This is like the fucked up anime version of Aradia
Age: 9 sweeps
Gender: Female
Weapon: Knives
Blood color: Bright red Not sure if mutant or non-canon color...both.
Likes: Her knives, (seriously, don't touch them serious i wont shut the fuck up already) wolves just like every other 10 year old on dA, nail polish remover ??? , the smell of nail Polish remover ??????, and nail polish I don’t even know how to feel about this...
Dislikes: Being yelled at AM I UPSETTING YOU, mirrors, glass I know I shouldn’t be suprised, but you do realize mirrors are made of GLASS, pillows, mountains, loins man loins really suck don’t they, tigers, cats My eye is twitching at this point
Personality: Changes all the time Do you maybe mean she’s actually not like 22 and is instead an angsty teen?
Sexuality: Bisexual I am making a new tag for trolls with sexualities goodbye
Because it is apparently acceptable to use multiple words to say ONE THING.
Rules broken: Naming rule, it has Aradia’s symbol, I just, what the fuck even, it’s like an angsty teen that wants to be edgy but it’s not
Fantroll rating: the amount of faith i have left in the fandom (hint: very little)