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I first started following this blog when I was like 10. I'm 17 now. I still go back through it with my friends and siblings sometimes and have a fun little laugh at things. This was a good part of my formative years and I'm so happy I was able to experience it in real time. I ended up naming two ocs Robin and Whimsy by pure mistake so this blog lives on in them.

literally can’t express how much i love getting asks like these

not to doxx myself but also i think i’ve said this before by now but i started this blog when i was 14? and i’m turning 21 this year so if my math is right then you’ve been here since the beginning and i appreciate unspeakably that it made an impact on you and others. this was all just a dumb project i made because my friends didn’t understand how much i hated koibito minano and the fact it like. influenced people? that’s so fucking crazy to me and the fact you shared it and are still sharing it??? bonkers

i know everyone’s dead but i’m throwing this offer out to the void if y’all wanna message me on discord send in an ask and i’ll add you!

anyway sorry about another sappy answer it just always makes my day to hear that our efforts and passion became peoples’ inspiration/comfort/whatever

(pls pls tell me about your ocs)

#anon #ask

i’m so fucking mad that a ton of images are just. dead. gone. idk why because i thought if they were in a post they were hosted locally? why is tumblr such a bad fucking website. fun fact i left not because i lost interest or anything it was because tungler has always sucked dick

#mod post #currently busy reliving my past #unironically this was one of the most fun times of my life #unfortunately

{hi I guess whimsy invited me back to my own personal hell how are y'all?} -Mod MK

#mod post

Dude, I really missed you guys! You were a big source of comfort for me back in high school. I’m glad to hear from y’all again!

at least two of us are alive!! i'm glad we were a source of comfort for you, the only thing (well aside from publically shaming children) i wanted to do was make people laugh and if i could do that, well. if i can ease one life the aching, y'know?

god i can't believe some people are still alive

#anon #ask

tumblr won’t let me reply to posts as this blog MK UR STILL ALIVE???

#well like i know you are but still #mod post

even if y’all abandon the blog i’m always gonna remember the time i got a happy birthday from you guys. if you’re absolutely certain you want to continue i’d happily share from my awful collection - that anon that has like unlimited bad trolls saved

i legit don't know when this ask was sent because tumblr doesn't tell you when an ask is sent and you might not even see this but i'm glad we met you, anon. if we come back (plausible at this point. i'm not into homestuck anymore, but i'm still into cringe. cringe culture is alive and i carry it on my aging back) i will be sure to ask for you my dearest.

i hope you have had many equally, if not more, happy birthdays since then, bad fantroll anon <3

#ask #anon #i'm not calling the fucking tag anonbutt anymore #christ i can't believe that i was the cringe all along

Y’all remember star within? I’m reading it now and it’s honestly my magnum opus to this day. I’ll literally never write anything better.. (also there are so many clear allusions to my immortal that no one pointed out- excessive adverbs, meta drama between author and editor, spot em all to win!) Anyway I know no ones active on this ask blog anymore but thanks for finding my silly parody fic I made with my friend in 7th grade. Now I’m going to go smoke a fat blunt and finish reading my own words.

BRO THAT WAS YOU??? i'm your biggest fan

i don't remember if i thought it was a genuine effort or not but either way it was fucking great. thank you for making me so miserable. hope you enjoyed the blunt buddy you deserve it

#ask #the star within

your blog helped me better my drawing skills and make better OCs, way back when I was a kid. thanks so much I mean it :')

okay seeing this in my email (cus i do still have asks for all my blogs turned on, which is why i saw all of the "are you dead" asks) was the weirdest feeling (not a bad one) and i wish, despite all of my eloquence, that i could vocalize how i feel.

i'm so glad that my stupid endeavor all those years ago (because here's a secret i didn't mention in my goodbye post, i wanted to vent about the worst troll ever to the internet because my friends wouldn't listen to me) helped at least one person. you know that emily dickinson poem, if i could stop one heart from breaking? that, but helping tumblr anons with fantrolls. that sounds stupid. idk. i really appreciate this. i've always wanted to inspire people, and i guess i have, in some strange way. thank you so much <3

i'm kinda bored!! i'll be responding to a few asks in a bit, if anyone is still around to listen to them

#ask #i legit haven't been on tumblr in years the new layout makes me want to throw up i couldn't find this ask for a good few minutes

hey guys. mod whimsy here.

a lot of people have been asking is the blog dead, are you guys dead. the answer is that i don’t know.

the reason that this blog has been inactive on my part for so long is that i’ve fallen out of the fandom. it’s just not for me anymore and among the other things i do and enjoy, i can’t quite fit it into my heart anymore. it just kind of feels like a dream that i had a long time ago.

one of the reasons this has happened is because i feel like the fandom is dying too. ever since the end, i felt like homestuck was due to be fizzled out. despite the fact the games are out and all, i personally see little to no content being made at this point. probably cus i don’t follow up, but that’s because of one specific reason, and the main reason that this blog kind of faded away after a while on my part.

there just isn’t much content to work with. we rarely get submissions and it’s hard to find things on the internet at this point. that, combined with my already dwindling interest in the fandom, is ultimately what drove me to abandon this blog. it felt like a hopeless struggle to keep this blog alive with so little material and so little interest, so what was the point?

i’ve been avoiding this for a while because the truth is, i feel ashamed. i feel ashamed for not being able to say all of this earlier, and felt guilty every time an ask rolled in wondering what happened to this blog. it made me feel awful every time i thought about it, and i thought maybe i should let this blog die a peaceful death after such a wild life. but i knew i shouldn’t. i knew you guys all deserved an answer, but i was too much of a coward to give this explanation i’m giving now. i’m only saying all of this now because i saw that janus did too.

so is this goodbye? maybe. it depends.

i sometimes still see people chucking the occasional like onto our posts, and that makes me feel happy. like the awful, horribly bad content we made was still making people have a funny little haha or moment of enjoyment. i loved doing that. i still do. no matter the lack of resources, the lack of interest, the edgy teen that will always be in me really loves The Cringe™, y’know? even after all these years, i still do, no matter how much i’ve grown up.

so the answer the previously posed question, i would be willing to continue this blog, making content for it, if people still want it. if this content is still making people happy or giving them a moment’s worth of amusement, that’s enough for me. i originally made this blog some years ago because i found the worst troll i’ve ever seen and i just wanted to share my thoughts on it with everyone else, and then it grew into a community of sorts. of people that liked the stuff we posted and it seemed like you guys liked us, too. at that point i not only wanted to appease the edgy teen within me, but our audience as well.

so i want to keep doing that, if you all want it too.

if you’ve read all of this through, i thank you. so much. i know this has been long but i feel like i needed to give what was owed and this is all from my heart, without filter, no revision, full stupid. i felt like i owed you all this explanation if i disappointed.

thank you to all of our followers who have stuck with us all these years. for all of the good times and the fond memories, the joy interacting with you all brought to me. if some of you are still here, i would be absolutely astounded.

so that’s probably all i wanted to say. thanks for sticking with us, through thick and thin, insults and memes.

i love you all.

mod whimsy

#mod post #really though. thank you all #if there's enough demand then i might get a new mod or two

[Hey everyone, Mod Janus here. I realize it’s been quite some time since anything has happened on this blog. I can’t say myself if it is officially dead since I feel like that’s up to Whimsy to decide since they made the blog. However, I will be leaving this blog. I’ve had a good run here, but I feel as though it’s time to move on. I’d like to thank Whimsy for letting me be a mod in the first place and thank all of you for sticking with us.]

[If this blog does ever come back I may come back as well. No promises though.]

#mod post

Merry crisis to y'all

that's the mood

thanks y'all too

hope y'all enjoyed ur days

our present to you will be a troll when i get home maybe

whimsy

Uhm...what are the current review rules.. (Like, as of this time) because I don't want to fuck up or misunderstand anything or anger anyone

{So we do troll reviews the 14th and 28th of every month (check the announcement scroll bar on awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls.tumblr.com its going to have a lot of resources for you in general as well as fun stuff from the mods. We dont really have specific rules for submitting trolls besides submitting the on the correct dates and we havent really established what we’re looking for, so i’ll talk to Whimsy about that privately, but for Optimum Reviewing™️ I suggest

Name and Meaning

Kid or Troll

Beforus or Alternian (if troll)

Lusus

Typing Quirk

Ancestor

Blood Color

Derse or Prospit

Planets

Denizen

Symbol and meaning

Quadrants

Sweeps

Hive

Quick description of personality

Quick description of back story

Image of troll both attached and LINKED, just in case.}

{also we wont be mad i promise}

#anonbutt #ask

Yo, Have Fun With This <3

why is there shading on the one with clothes on but only for the hair and arms wtf

Basic Information: Name: Katana Honedg i thought this said katana hotdog Species: Troll Gender: Male Age: 7.85 Sweeps ( 17 in human years) Derse or Prospit?: Derse Fetch Modus: Blade modus (The item is cut in half and then put in capsules and the capsules are put at the first and last pieces) what does this post mean Strife Specibus: Scythe-Kind Weapon: A scythe that’s made of red and teal Crystals do y’all not realize the weapon is the same thing as the strife specibus??? just put “main weapon” i guess Game Entry Item: A broken Scythe Encased in Crystals those seem kind of edgy but they’re not the worst thing i’ve seen so i’m just gonna let this one slide Sprite: DragonDadSprite Exile: N/A Server Player: Client Player: Title: Seer of Doom Active or Passive?: Passive Medium: Land of Storms and Crystals Denizen: (N/A) Troll-Specific Information: (Human characters delete this section!) Blood color: Mutant Teal TEAL IS A NORMAL ASS COLOR YOU COULD’VE JUST STUCK WITH THAT BUT NOoOOoOOoOoo Symbol: Claw marks Lusus: Dragon-Dad Ancestor: The SoulReaper Hive: Cave in the Forest yeah me too Horns: kinda short with sharp ends and curve inward with a thorn like a spike on the base of the horns. Trolltag: fractalDragon Quirk: F to FF, M to MM, P to PP (In all caps) do you want to EXPLAIN THOUGH Matesprit: Mechaa Vandar Kismesis: Open Moirail: Open Auspistice: Open General Appearance: (All characters must fill out from here down!) Do they need to wear glasses or contacts?: Yes, he wears Thin Square framed glasses If yes, are they nearsighted or farsighted?: Nearsighted They should wear their glasses but do they always?: No. He hates wearing them sometimes Weight: 115 lbs Height: 5'9

r u ok

also how are you so buff when you’re so underweight Notable features: Scars tattering the skin in his blood color boi that is a LOT of fucking scars are you okay Hair: Down and very fluffed out hitting the lower back Disabilities/Health Concerns: Nope Favorites and Least Favorites: Favorites is to draw and sing or Read. Least Favorite, Having to work for something that doesn’t benefit him. Color: Teal/black Music: Techno/ Jazz/ heavy metal Movie: Any type ( within reason) what in the world does that mean Book: Poetry/Romance Novels/ art books Food: Meats and fruits Clothing: A Trenchcoat that hits the floor, tank-top that goes to his hips, Grey Jeans, and combat boots ok..............me Prized possession(s): His Scythe that was handed down from his ancestor Alchemized item(s): N/A Other likes/dislikes: Likes: Reading, Writing stories, drawing other people ( Or trolls) music and kicking back. because this wasn’t spaced properly and i went right to dislikes because my stupid monkey brain can’t read i thought he hated drawing people music and kicking back like physically kicking someone in retribution Dislikes: Being bossed around cruelly, his Soul seeing powers his WHAT, Unloyalty, losing a kill, stress, Anxiety, Depression i don’t think anyone likes any of those last three things Personality: Katana god i try not to think about the fact his name is katana is a pretty laid back troll, a little lazy at times but he has a heart of gold and a burning passion to see that people always get what the deserve, for good or bad. He is one of those people that enjoys Karma coming into peoples lives, even his own ironically enough. But he loves to see people who broke his heart suffer horribly for hurting him or anyone in his quadrants. He tends to be avoidant of people at first due to his insecurities about his powers and the scars on his body but he gets Very very angry and violent if someone tries to mock him for his scars or tries to take someone he cherishes away. yeah what a surprise Biggest goal: Getting a matesprite to love me too Greatest fear: Being alone Darkest secret: The scars they are ALL OVER YOUR BODY dude Does anyone know?: yes. but WHO BOY WHO If yes, how did they find out?: Walked in while changing shirts and saw the scars all across his torso W H O Greatest strength: Loyalty and honesty the last person that told me that left me without a single word almost three years ago but ok Greatest weakness: Honesty wait i thought that was a strength (maybe put.......“honestly (to a fault)” and lack of motivation Greatest accomplishment: Lived ME Biggest regret: Hurt the last matesprite Are they more aggressive, assertive, or passive?: a mix between passive and aggressive. that’s what the kids call....................passive aggressive Are they emotional or stoic?: Emotional Which do they trust more, their head or their heart?: Heart ( Regrettably got them hurt more than anything else) Are they an introvert or extrovert?: Extrovert

Rules broken: his fucking name is KATANA, K A T A N A, i’m sorry i just can’t get over that holy shit, the mild edge isn’t bad but the colors ohhh my god the colors, i can’t tell if he’s supposed to be underweight or if the creator just didn’t do their research properly which i figure it more likely tbh, also scars end up as a lighter color than the normal skin so like...........why are yours still bright teal

Fantroll rating: don’t you ever come at me with that blood so bright i can barely make it out from the skin ever again

#submission #awfully horribly bad troll #cull it now #dark past #lazy quirk #non canon blood color

{All right all, we are officially caught up in the inbox! (its so clean!) thank you so much for your patience with the mod squad and putting up with the large influx of posts. If you aren’t seeing your submission or ask, id like to ask you to resubmit it and i’m hoping to keep everything decently caught up for all of you. If it is a review, i’ll go ahead and do it before review time, so i’m going to trust you when you say that you definitely submitted it already and it didn’t get review. Many thanks and much love from Mod MK}

#mod post

Idea: a group of Fuchsias who have survived by hiding on the pink moon, then survive the Vast Glub because of their caste and, uh, I haven't thought past that point? Play SGRUB, I guess?

{Id love to see some elaboration on the concept!}

#anonbutt #ask

(Did submit this correctly? I still don’t know how to Tumblr)

Name: Irene Sakura

Age: 7.4 sweeps (16 years)

Gender: Genderfluid. Usually female (Queen of Breath) but a few personalities are male (Prince of Blood)

Sexuality: Pansexual (usually), asexual (Prince of Blood)

Strife Specibus: broomkind, jokerkind

Fetch Modus: Personality modus. Works like the array modus, but every item can only be accessed by the personality that put it there.

Blood color: Lime

Symbol: Canus (Queen of Breath), Cancen (Prince of Blood)

Trolltag: fracturedPeridot

Quirks: ~~~Queen of Breath types l*ke th*s!!!~~<3

<==PRINCE OF BLOOD TYPES LIKE THIS >:D

Powers: Can switch between different god tiers (earned through hacking), can pacify other people or make them fall in love with her, can turn into a human, can fly with her wings (limeblood powers)

Guardian: Was raised by Doc Scratch (she hates him)

Personality: Has multiple personalities, one for each god tier she changes into. Main ones are the Queen of Breath (her original personality) and the Prince of Blood, but there are a bunch of others including the Maid of Mind and Sylph of Life. Her main personality (Queen of Breath) is usually very sweet, kind, and a bit shy, but if you hurt her friends she’ll destroy you! She’s also a little depressed because of her bad childhood :( Her main evil personality (Prince of Blood) is INSANE, loves killing people, and doesn’t care about anyone.

Likes (Queen of Breath): Anime, her friends, hacking, pastel colors, Maid of Mind (her rational personality), Sylph of Life (her healer personality)

Likes (Prince of Blood): Killing, knives, the taste of blood, neon colors

Dislikes (Queen of Breath): the Prince of Blood, Doc Scratch, Vriska and Feferi

Dislikes (Prince of Blood): Queen of Breath, people, everything

Title: Queen of Breath (original), all of them (after hacking)

Land: Land of Crystals and Blood

Dream Planet: Prospit (Queen of Breath), Derse (Prince of Blood)

Story: Irene was born on Earth as a human, but when she was small, she found out she could shapeshift into a limeblood troll! However, when Doc Scratch found out, he killed her parents and raised her on the green moon because she was too powerful, so had a very difficult childhood :( But, one day one of her internet friends, carcinoGeneticist, sent her a file for a game called SBURB. So she played it with him and his friends and escaped Doc Scratch!

In the game, she found a way to hack it and give herself all the god tier powers! However, she also got multiple personalities, one for each god tier. When she changed into one of them, the Prince of Blood, he wanted to become the best SBURB player ever so he killed all of the people in his session because they were getting too good at the game. Then he travelled through the Furthest Ring to find other players to fight. He found the kids’ session and killed them all too! But then he changed back into the Queen of Breath and she felt bad for what she did, so she used the Sylph of Life’s powers to bring everyone back! (except Vriska and Feferi because they were mean to her) She then joined the two kids’ sessions, two troll sessions, and the cherubs’ session together and they won the game! She also made Caliborn not evil with her limeblood powers, so everyone lived happily ever after!

Relationships:

<3 Karkat and Gamzee

<3< Vriska and Feferi

<> Tavros and Nepeta

c3< IDK Kanaya I guess?

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I feel unclean

Anyway, Irene is actually a slightly heavily modified version of a fantroll I’m using as an antagonist in my OC set/hypothetical story that I’m probably not going to write. You’ll be pleased to know that the multiple personalities aren’t present in the original troll (as well some other more canon-breaking aspects, including the whole human thing and canon involvement).

{You should feel unclean for what you made me read with my own two face eyes.}

#submission #awfully horribly bad troll #asian troll #canon relationships #cull it now #dark past #defined sexuality #insane #joke troll #kind and caring #lazy quirk #no lusus #non 6x6 name #non canon god tier #not black hair #overpowered #too much color

heres my trollsona, stefen medize (originally sashan medize, but im a dude so yeah) i couldnt make my mind up on which one to have as a set sona so have both of em.

Name: Stefen Medize Gender: Male Age: 8 sweeps (19 years) Height: 6'0" Weight: 190 Blood Color: blue (bloodswap: violet) Symbol: Sagiga (violet; aquago) Lusus: four eyed lizard (cause yknow, glasses plus i really love lizards) Ancestor: (undecided) Troll Tag: tractableCaitiff (tractable: easily led or controlled. ((because im easily able to be manipulated)) , caitiff: cowardly.((because im always afraid to do things)) Quirk: capitalizes k, l, f, h and t, bad grammar. example: absoLuTeLy FanTasTic you Funky TroLL,,,

Alignment: Lawful Good Personality Type: INFP-T

Dream Moon: Derse (for violet, prospit)

God Tier: Bard of Space

Medium: Land of Glass and Books Denizen: (undecided)

Strife Specibus: Knifekind Weapon: Switchblade Fetch Modus: Memory How it works: “When an object is Captchalogued, it is stored in two random cards. In order to access an item, the two cards in which that item is stored must be selected, and it appears that all item positions are randomized when an item is captchalogued.” (sorry for a long ass thing, i wanted to see if hes ok enough or if i need any changes! ty)

{Im personally not seeing any offenses, normally trolls with a theme are easier to create, but as a sona or reflection of yourself its good! Normally id jump on you for non-black hair but seeing as he’s violet blooded, its a pass because Eridan has already deemed it canon. For a blood swap id consider changing your lusus to something aquatic- maybe an iguana since they’re semi.}

{Mod rating 8.5/10}

#submission #review #not black hair

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