#joke troll

[uniquezombiedestiny]

CRINGE CULTUR. LOOK AT HER IMMEDIATELY

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

fabtroll has competition

my life is in pieces - anime troll anon

{what are you taking about, shes beautiful.}

Your name is KAWAII CAPTOR. Well, your full name is KAWAII SERENA K'TANYA AILYAH RHYNTOLIWEN AMPORA RAV'ENWING NEISHA NEKO MARYAM JESSAMENE MERIWHETHER-CAPTOR, but that’s kind of a mouthful. You have all the best INTERESTS and everyone loves you because you’re JUST SO AMAZING KAWAII DESU. You’re also a hybrid of a troll and a human and a god and a cat and a horrorterror, which is why your horns are so beautiful. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE ROMANTIC YELLOWBLOODS, namely SOLLUX CAPTOR, who is your matesprit but also kind of your ecto-brother. His ancestor, The Psioniic was the one who saved you from being culled when you were a grub because her knew you were DESTINED FOR GREATNESS so he asked The Condesce to make you HER HEIR instead of that bitch FEFERI. You hate the hemospectrum and plan to ABOLISH IT, however you’ll still be empress of course. You like to program computers, you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AMAZING AT IT, even better than Sollux, but you let him help out sometimes because you love him. When you mature, you aspire to become THE BEST EMPRESS ALTERNIA HAS EVER SEEN, and of course you’ll achieve that goal, because you’re amazing. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL NEEDLES called the THORNS OF OGLOGOTH, and wind up looking like SO INCREDIBLY SEXY THAT TROLLS LINE UP TO FILL A BUCKET WITH YOU. Also, your hive is a giant palace in hell made of sparkly pink brimstone and your lusii are a unicorn and a fairy.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which find you THE PERFECT FRIEND, but don’t get on your bad side because you’ve killed hundreds of bitchy trolls (read: VRISKA). You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, which you invented. Your trolltag is [LU] lightEyesunicornBranch and you speak in a manner that is Ju2t Liike Your Kawwaiiii Mate2priit, 8ut More 2ugoii De2u.

{I honestly think her and fabtroll could be moirails (as long as she sticks with sollux and stays away from Gamzee of course}

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

organ boy

im weeping there’s not much here but you gotta see the description

Here is my homestuck oc!!!!!! He is a ninja too just like naruto!!!! 

))) Homestuck © octopimp!!!! yeah me too bitch

one of my friends said his left horn looks like a small intestine it looks like any nondescript organ tbh

Rules Broken: why is his headband around his neck, one of his horns looks like a kidney bean and the other one just looks like an organ

Fantroll Rating: i genuinely can’t stop laughing

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

i made this for y'all enjoy

[The thing that made me pause the most was “bitcoinsexual”.]

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

(can’t fucking draw sprites so here have a chibi or whatever it’s called)

anyway i decided to make one of my fantrolls shittier so it can belong to the ahbft group fantastic i love it

her name is Damkea Delfin and she’s one of those trolls who are harder to understand, i mean, she looks innocent and all, but with her almost mutant but not quite fuchsia blood, she’s quite powerful. and failure to amuse her will result in you being culled. she was surprisingly never killed even though there is already an heiress in her universe. i suddenly don’t know how to read

apparently apparently. we’re not 100% sure but it is observed she likes fashion because she dresses very flamboyantly despite only wearing one article of seadweller bling. kanaya and feferi are heads over heels for her fashion. she’s caught the attention of all the beta troll boys and some alpha trolls as well, because she only resides in the dream bubbles. what.....does this mean...... even other people’s oc trolls and ESPECIALLY fabtroll are practically her moirails because she doesn’t care about quadrant rules. no bad fantroll--sorry, perfect fantroll is complete without fabtroll speaking of which, the amporas are constantly begging her to put them in her concupiscent quadrants. i’m hweezing

for no apparent reason, she has a fixation on asaina okabae, terrah lepido, porres lyrate, marie kawaiii cutie sam whinchester jr, mr. asspenis, avolth trovak, cronus ampora, plinia sinyou, fawnuh spring, fabtroll, troll justin bieber, and at least a few hundred more. every single time i lay my eyes on a person i fixate on them immediately apparently she’s attempting to make all of them her quadrantmates but there’s no way thats possible, oh wait, she’s shitty enough to be able to do that, so yes everyone in that list is in a redrom with her whether it be flushed or pale. and after all of that, she’s still a virgin.

also she’s capable of seeing through computer screens. what does this even mean

(I might submit her again in the future as her normal, not shitty self, as a fantroll review. For now, we’ve got this almost-bucket-filler version of herself haha. incredible)

Rules Broken: too beautiful

Fantroll Rating: beautiful, incredible, thank you uwu

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

the power of the drugs compel you

me

Your name is CHARON LEPORI, but everyone calls you DRUG ADDICT. Everything you care for is DRUGS, DRUGS, and MORE DRUGS. r u.......ok Have I mentioned you are also a retarded, insane pervert who goes streaking all day and doesn’t care about the rules of society? i have some concerns and it’s all of these things You like to meet new people and make friends because you are so FRIENDLY. don’t a lot of hard drugs make you angry and not good to be around

Despite being part of the lowest caliber of the hemospectrum as a vermillion blood, EVERYONE listens to your opinions. NO EXCEPTIONS. i’m still here you know YOUR BLOOD COLOR ISN’T ACTUALLY THAT LOW. IT’S HIGH. aren’t you also high IT’S SOOOOO HIGH THAT IT SURPASSES EVEN THE HIGHEST BLOOD POSSIBLE. AND THAT IS WHY EVERYONE LISTENS TO YOU. YOUR QUADRANTS ARE SO FULL THAT YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN TROLLS IN EACH QUADRANT. i am terrified ?

did i also mention that feferi is your friend and tries so hard to pacify you to get over your drug problem but it doesn’t work? But she doesn’t care because all she wants is for you to be happy. i feel like this contradicts itself

Also fabtroll is your moirail if u disagree u dieeeeeeeee good please bring pastries to my funeral

Rules Broken: i just.......i don’t.............i can’t articulate properly......any of this.......it’s just...........

Fantroll Rating: it’s uh.................pretty HIGH up there gET IT

Whimsy Rating: they are canceled

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

its jamble

this is mothwa jamble

he’s the page of mage

he was born on haloweeen and hus lusus was so scared buy his ugly fa ce that she put a punkin on it and its been there ever sionce

the pumpkin grew vines and it mind controlled him and hes pounkin kin and identified as pumkons and ploves punkings ok

when a;lternia blew up he wasnt in the game but the punkin protected him and he wawent god tier

ok have happy hallooeewn

thanks i wish i hadn’t logged in today

[awfullyhorriblybadfantrolls]

Name: TROLLS TROLLS

Age: TROLL

Species: T R O L L

Blood Color: TROLL

Quirk: TROLL

Godtier: TROLL of TROLLS

Quadrants: TROLLS

(I made this in like 5 mins. enjoy.)

i’m not really sure how to feel about this

……his pants are making me really uncomfortable

Rules Broken: …….???

Fantroll Rating: ………..??????????????