#no peanut

[klippfandom]

Nailed it!

[shadlad24]

Five Funny Little Moments #4: Cradle of Hope

So, as a more comedic episode, this one too was at once easier and harder than it could have been. heh Ah well. + Pix first again!

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Is this code or something? Did Gabrielle sleep on top of Xena, cuddle-cuddle, and they’re just trying to play it cool? XD

Or, perhaps, peanuts? Twice-impeached presidents? #SuperTimelyReference

Well, I mean… You did ask, sweet pea. Dumb question; dumb answer? XD [Can we also note how Xena just stands back while Gabrielle, who’s HOLDING A GIANT INFANT, goes to, kneels down beside, and unties Pandora? Then Gabrielle has to carry Pandora’s heavy bag, in addition to the baby. WHY? Then, then, as soon as she rids herself of her burdens, Xena (STILL standing around doing nothing, by the way) makes her sidekick go and get her saddlebag.* Heh Poor GabbyWabbit/pack mule. Ooh! Is competition the real reason Argo disliked Gabrielle at first? XD]

LOL, this guy, now! So easily amazed. Not to mention, REALLY bad at recognizing people. …Is that a theme in this show? I mean, Nemos just met with the infamous warrior princess a few hours prior to her dance, she didn’t even bother changing her hairstyle or way of moving during her performance and then spoke to dude again at length in his bedchamber, and he still had no idea who she was. XD

And this last part is an obvious choice… uuuuntiiiil you get to the LOLzy moment highlighted at the end. How did the visual continuity editor(s) not notice it? (Then again, they’re REALLY bad at their jobs on this show, overall. ’Tis another of its charms. XD)

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*If you really want the extra pix, then:

[kinfoodie]

hello! I hope you're having a good day! I was wondering if I could get some recipes for a Heather MacNamara kin? I like sweet light deserts and lemon flavored things. I'm allergic to nuts and peanuts, so if they could be left out, that would be great, thank you!

Hey anon! Yes of course! Did a list of light desserts that are mostly centered around lemon. No nuts and peanuts of course as requested~

Warm Lemon Pudding Cakes

Healthy Lemon Bars

Light Lemon Cheesecake Mousse

Light Lemon Cake

Light Lemon Fluff Dessert

Easy Lemon Pudding

Greek Yogurt Lemon Bars

Lemon Fluff Dessert

Lemon Blueberry Trifle

Lemon Mousse

There ya go anon! I hope you enjoy these and if not feel free to let me know an I’ll refill the request to the best of my ability! Cheers and happy eating~! <3

[klippfandom]

In case you didn’t know, Xena is streaming at Roku for free. You can just download the app and it’s there. Only catch is that it’s only available in the U.S. Also:

Lucy Lawless’ new show ‘My Life is Murder’, in which she plays the lead, is at Hoopla. This is an online library, so it’s free. You need a library card. Only allowed five titles a month. Each episode is considered a title. It’s only available in the U.S. and Canada. This is an Australian detective show. Light-hearted with a quirky sense of humor. My Life is Murder is also at Acorn TV with a subscription.

[shadlad24]

Five Funny Little Moments #8: Prometheus

Yay, another landmark! One-third point, y’all. Links to the previous FFLMs: #1  #2  #3  #4  #5 #6 #7

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This warning almost immediately proving itself untrue.

(This elite warrior not only doesn’t go on offense, he puts up no defense. Xena kicks him five times and strikes him with the heel of her hand once, and dude can’t even block a single blow.)

When the sudden landslide caused a giant rock fell onto Hercules, and no one cared even a little bit about his well-being or paid him much mind. XD

Gabrielle rubbing off on Xena at long last. Not that way- Well, actually I have no idea on that second part. *shrug* XD

(No matter the obviousness of the impending answer, GW must always ask her favorite question.)

This half-humorous, half-sad moment that plays into my suspicion about “Maternal Instincts” and “Purity,” etc. 

(Maybe Xena and Gabrielle are so bad at choosing safe places because they’ve never been in one. The idea is too foreign to them. *tear*)

Gabrielle realizing that Iolaus could use some of Agranon’s beloved toothpaste and/or that Xena’s right— kissing men isn’t nearly as fun as the alternative is. Heh Meanwhile, Xena always uses tongue but comes away from her kiss with Hercules sulky, the belief she shared with Gabrielle reaffirmed. X)

[shadlad24]

The Answer

Poor Gabrielle is feeling down on herself after being taken advantage of by Aiden in “Paradise Found.” Xena sets her straight.

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Xena held Gabrielle close. “You say you’re stupid for following these… guides on your spiritual quest, but the truth is that you’re remarkably brave. You’ve always been brave! No; Gabrielle, listen to me! Your courage has gotten you into some sticky spots, but it’s also saved your life. Countless lives. Including mine.”

The blonde jerked back to look the warrior in the face. “What? Xena, you’re lying! There’s no way that’s true! Most of the time, the only thing I contribute is more work for you. You have to do your original plans alone and then clean up the messes I make of my part, or everything.”

“Gabrielle, that is not true! You’ve been saving me from the beginning. Didn’t you ever wonder what I was doing in that forest when we met?”

She smiled, remembering that day. “No. You, now we, always just kind of appear when people need help, no?”

Xena hummed a sound of merriment. “Perhaps. But before you happened upon me, I was burying my weapons and armor. I intended to get into a fight unarmed and lose. I couldn’t live with the shame of the things I’d done once Hercules set me straight. I thought there was nothing for me to live for. Then there you were.” Fondly, close to adoringly, she reached out yet again to rub her partner’s cheek with her knuckles. “You’re always the answer to the prayers I don’t even know I’m saying. You are,” she finished both resolutely and pleadingly.

Gabrielle blushed even as she smiled. “Thank you, Xena,” she whispered.

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This excerpt comes from my story, “Rapprochement,” in which Xena and Gabrielle explicitly hash out The Rift Arc before coming together as a couple at long last. Yes, that’s a lot later than most people put them together, but... I’m special. LOL 

PS: Yes, I hate to have to mention Hercules, but that’s how Xena/the show is. Let’s just focus on the fact that Xena felt suicidal after dealing with Herc rather than crediting the sanctimonious ...dude with being the one who set her on her path to redemption? XD Works for me!

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