#no regrets..

[dairre]

This.. accidental waifu..

Nini..

Enjoy it..

[mtogenitus]

come on and slam and welcome to the void. i am the outsider, and this is my gun. i said young man, you fascinate me. i said young man, hand hook car door come find me

[fuckyeahlotusboys-blog]

3:20AM and i;m still Dr. Phil-ing

[alkto-blog]

oops 

[rawwrchie]

Hey...Hey Merrlin

I think cheering you up is just an incredible excuse to spam my 13 followers with very attractive men.

I thought I would let you know, that the rest of this attractive men spam is dedicated to you.

[lill-mamacita]

Tumblr.

Stop.

I gotta sleep. 

Tumblr: "YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME."

Me: "But I'm tired.."

Tumblr: "If you don't listen to me..."

Me: "What will you do? You are a website. I dare you to do something to affect me from sleep!"

Tumblr: -laughs menacingly- Enjoy.. -puts things I like to reblog on my Dashboard-

Me: -looks at Dashboard, amazed-

Tumblr: -laughs evilly, gives me a look-

"You can't leave me, see?" -chuckles-

Me: I can... and I will. -gets ready to log out, seeing Tumblr getting upset-

Tumblr: You wouldn't...

Me: -nods- I would. -gets ready to click "sign out" but...

Tumblr: 

Me:

Purpose of this story;

You can't ever log out of Tumblr, without it killing you to stay...

-reblogs tons of stuff and forgets of sleep-

[cageofspiders--blog]