#no spoon

[mercuryconfetti]

This morning I am eating cereal without using my hands

[water-mellie-seeds]

Ok so heres the plan. If theres mail today ill go home and play brothership. If theres no mail today i go home and lay in bed

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I did a hospital visit last night and on the way out I accidentally bumped into the guy who delivers supper to the kids and he followed me from the unit and onto the elevator so he could flirt his little heart out and to defuse the situation I jokingly said “lol yeah but you got any extra food in that cart for me?” and without even hesitating the dude pulled out an entire tray of jello containers that the kids sent back bc they didn’t want it and he was like “for a pretty girl like you, take as many as you want” and since I’d never seen anything so beautiful before in my life I took 5 jellos and stuffed them into my bag like the greedy jello goblin I am and then unthinkingly promised to marry him once his shift ends and he agreed to it, so not only did that segue not defuse anything like I originally hoped I think I’m now technically engaged to a man named Tony

[neutralchaos1]

I've been wondering my nice new non stick pan has been getting scratches in it when I only use plastic/slicone/wood when cooking and I clean with a cloth. Turns out Goblin has been using a metal spoon on it to get the delicious bits left on it after cooking

[lobotheduck]

I can’t seem to force myself to eat lately. Normally, I can at least shovel a couple crackers down my throat, but not the past three days. I’m drinking just fine, but I feel like there’s a stone in the pit of my stomach. I don’t know if it’s because I’m having a flare, the stress I’m under, or both. Probably both.

It fucking sucks. 

[pixelatedrose]

[ashleybenlove]

I just remembered that NO SPOON CAN’T FIND YOUR SHIRT hasn’t happened yet in canon and that means it’ll be in season 6.