#noah quotes

[overtureofchaos]

I needed out of Detroit. Something a little less Midwest ghetto.

- Noah Parker on leaving Michigan

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

Congratulations, you just peaked! Now it’s all downhill from here.

Max to somebody

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

“Licking ankles? What are you, a Victorian man?”

[uncle-americas-haas-of-meat]

also, she’s hungry…

we got breeeaaaaaaddddd,

BITCH

[wepicy]

8 Noah Quotes Of D. S. Emerson

8 Noah Quotes Of D. S. Emerson

1.

“I had been as sober as the day of a court-ordered drug test” D. S. Emerson – Pushing The Limits

2.

“I love you enough to never make you choose.” D. S. Emerson – Pushing The Limits

3.

“Noah drew me closer to him. It’s okay. I’ve got you.” D. S. Emerson – Pushing The Limits

4.

“Luke used to give me butterflies. Noah spawned mutant pterodactyls.” D. S. Emerson – Pushing The…

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[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

MY LITTLE BROTHER IS KILLING ME

This will basically be a thread of things my little brother Noah has said, that cause immense laughter.

"Sock versus Noah and the sock is winning!"

[apocalypticinsomnia]

is it socially accepted to.... bae?

nova

[twinleafsystem]

[9:37:57 PM] rubaby: i am personally gonna kick your ass

[9:38:34 PM] sapphy: oh yeah? with your one other foot??

[9:40:44 PM] rubaby: fuck you

[9:40:46 PM] rubaby: i dont need this

[9:40:59 PM] rubaby: i did not come here to stand around and be fucking slandered in my own home

[9:41:20 PM] sapphy: HOW CAN U STAND WITH ONE FOOT

[9:42:19 PM] rubaby: I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE FUCKING SLANDERED IN MY OWN FUCKING HOME

[9:42:22 PM] sapphy: THIS ISN'T EVEN UR HOME U HOMEWORLD GEM

[9:42:38 PM] rubaby: SHUT YOUR FUCK STEVEN

[9:42:43 PM] rubaby: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKinG FOOT

[9:42:48 PM] sapphy: NEVER

[9:42:52 PM] sapphy: >:P

[9:43:24 PM] rubaby: IM REPORTING THIS

[9:43:45 PM] sapphy: I HOPE UR REPORT GIVES U A

[9:43:46 PM] sapphy: STANDING OVATION

[9:44:14 PM] rubaby: I AM DELETING EARTH