Warrior of the sleepless night

Maelle - She/Her - 24 - The God of Chaos - but also Death - INFP-T - Currently hyperfixating on BG3 and CoD - My pfp and header were commissions by @baklavasudarajako

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

My Writing Masterlist and DNI

Marvel

He Should've Listened (Stucky)

Loki Masterlist (Sideblog)

Markiplier Egos

Imagine Damien Played the Piano

Jacksepticeye Egos

Masterlist (Sideblog)

Supernatural

Masterlist (Sideblog)

Avatar: the Last Airbender

The Broken Ankle (Zatara)

Obey Me

Masterlist (Sideblog)

No Fandom

Bound to the Devil Excerpt

10 Haikus!

Secret Identities

The Set Up

You're Not Safe

The Falling Soul Poem Collection

Masterlist

Bound (My book I'm working on)

Bound

Mental Health Stuff

Bipolar II - (Hypo)Manic

General Mental Health PSA

For anyone who is uncomfortable with NSFW content, my tag for that is #Caution

The tag for my brother @benji-jump is #morosexual (he chose it)

The tag for my husband @crusekontrol is #asyouwish (I chose it :P)

The Tea (Original) (Follow the tag "#the tea" for more... or block it if you don't care)

DNI

Under 18, I am an adult, so please at least block "#caution"

Terfs, Anti-LGBT, Racists, Trump supporters

Assholes in general

[eternallyanxiousandstressed]

Y'all, your girl got married to @crusekontrol today 🥹 Pictures under the cut so it's not super long!

My aunt got us a professional photographer so those pictures will come at a later date. But it's so wonderful to have a partner as supportive as my husband. I got to have a pagan/wiccan wedding, which was important to me to have, given that that is my religion. And it is one of the easiest things in my life to love him. Hope you all enjoy these until the professional ones get here. (I omitted the ones with my son's and other family's faces for their privacy, but it was genuinely so beautiful with them).

[astrotheyge]

Project Hail Mary (2026)

[thememedaddy]

[cruxhing]

John was disturbed; truly.

Never in his entire life of being a captain, would he expect to overhear his team speak the way they were now.

He was heading towards his office when he heard your voice in Simon’s office.

“Whatever needs to be done. My throats feels so tight and needs it,” you had said, voice slightly muffled from the outside.

John should’ve opened the door and question what the fuck was going on in there— but he honestly didn’t want to even know. So you know what he did? Stand there like some cuck.

“Might be sore after, tha’ alrigh’ with you?” Simon asks.

John was stunned.

“Is it sour?” you asked.

A gruff scoff escaped from Simon, “let it go down your throat ‘n y’ won’t taste a thing,” he murmured.

John barely heard that part.

He’s had enough— his team was not about to fraternize right here, nor ever.

John’s hand grabbed the door knob and opened it so quick, he got a gist of wind hitting his face. “What the bloody hell is goin’ on in he—“

Simon looked over at the front door to find the captain staring back at him with wide, worry eyes.

There Simon was, holding up a small cup and a bottle of Mucinex while you stood in front of him, appearing as if you were close to passing out. You had been sick for three days now, John suddenly remembers.

“Can we help you, captain?” Simon asks dryly.

[saturdaysky]

gale disapproves

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[real-vampyre]

i need to stop mourning people who are perfectly comfortable and content knowing i wont be a presence in their life again .

[sawed-on-shotgun]

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

[depsidase]

[sreegs]

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

[sreegs]

"this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it"

❌ False

The John Green Cock Monologue, while one of the most egregious examples of post editing, was not why the ability to edit posts was taken away. This feature was removed because scammers would edit posts with huge note counts to try to make their scams look legit.

[sreegs]

"those are his hooves, bitch."

✅ True

Those are his hooves, bitch.

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest not letting it get this far

[tojisun]

i'm so gone for the idea that the first time that you tell john, "i love you," is during sex. maybe missionary, but i'm thinking during pronebone—when john's pressing all his weight onto you, gripping you by the back of your neck, rutting and humping like he's trying to impregnate you then and there (not yet, but soon; that's a promise). you are so drunk in your pleasure, all drooly and whiny, that the words just spill from kiss-swollen lips.

i love you, you hiccup. john stops just for a second before a litany of his own confession drop from his maw, unstopping and unwavering like now that the dam's been unlatched, everything just begins to pour out ceaselessly.

i love you too, baby, i love you so much. the light of my life, huh? look at you, such a pretty thing for me. want daddy to kiss here, this deep? yeah? oh sweetheart, such a lovely puppy for me.