fuck it, foah is real
i know i said foah shippers are weird
but either netflix shot down byler or finn is super down bad for noah
if this is truly how it was supposed to end, finn is definitely in the closet

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fuck it, foah is real
i know i said foah shippers are weird
but either netflix shot down byler or finn is super down bad for noah
if this is truly how it was supposed to end, finn is definitely in the closet
will byers has a way of seeing the world that’s gentle, observant, and deeply thoughtful. he’s not loud or attention seeking, but the depth of his sensitivity draws people in once they notice him. there’s an understated beauty in his quietness. he listens, he notices, and he cares in ways that are subtle but profoundly meaningful. he sees what others miss. the small shifts in mood, the unspoken hurt behind a smile, the beauty in ordinary moments. will listens with his whole self and when he cares, he does so completely, in ways that are subtle but profoundly meaningful. his kindness isn’t performative.. it’s instinctive, woven into the way he shows up for others without needing recognition.
mike wheeler has a way of seeing the world that’s protective, earnest, and deeply loyal. he feels things intensely and isn’t afraid to stand up for what—or who—matters to him. where will feels quietly, mike speaks with conviction. his care shows itself in protection, in words spoken even when they come out messy, in choosing people again and again without hesitation. he isn’t loud for the sake of attention, but when he speaks, it’s because something matters to him. his presence draws people in not through quiet observation like will’s, but through conviction—the certainty that he will stand up for the people he loves, no matter the cost.
where will listens, mike believes. he sees his friends not as they are in the moment, but as who they can be, and he holds onto that belief fiercely. there’s an understated beauty in how seriously he takes love and friendship. how he argues, defends, and speaks with his whole heart, even when his words stumble.
If will’s gentleness is a quiet warmth, mike’s is a steady fire. protective, passionate, and unwavering. he is the kind of person who loves with intention, who chooses people over comfort, and who stays.. even when it’s hard.
together, they balance each other perfectly.
wll gives depth to mike’s fire, reminding him to slow down, to feel, to notice. mike gives courage to will’s gentleness, reminding him that his feelings deserve space, voice, and defense.
will understands without asking. mike believes without doubt. one listens. the other speaks.
one holds the emotion. the other carries it forward. and in that space between quiet understanding and fierce devotion, they meet.
wheeler and byers.
the cleric and the paladin.
the writer and the artist.
mike and will.
Byler Boycott
What if when Season 5 came out, we waited.
We have one person watch to see if Byler is a thing. Or to see if Netflix and the Duffers queerbaited the audience.
If we get word there is Byler, we watch.
If there isn’t Byler, we do not.
Everything revolves around capitalism. We can tell them that queerbaiting is wrong by tanking the viewing numbers. Stranger Things may not be saved but we could set the precedent for future shows.
prompts
for Riverdale, Stranger Things and IT
fluff
1. “i love you so much it physically hurts.”
2. “you’re an idiot, but you’re cute.”
3. “please never stop smiling.”
4. “you look beautiful in anything.”
5. “wow.”
6. “you’re the kind of person that i’d want to watch the incredibles with a 2am.”
7. “we’ve become the clingy couple you used to complain about.”
8. “i like the way your hand fits in mine.”
9. “i’ll do whatever it takes to keep you happy.”
10. “every inch of you is breathtaking.”
sarcasm
1. “i’m convinced you enjoy getting your ass kicked.”
2. “i believe in hate at first sight.”
3. “cool it, tin-can.”
4. “that’s a new kind of stupid.”
5. “excuse me while i go make a scene.”
6. “excuse me while i bleach my eyes.”
7. “i am one of the few people who can murder you and leave behind no forensic evidence.”
8. “don’t get too close, she bites.”
9. “i have never loathed someone the i do, you.”
10. “define normal.”
combos
1. “i feel like dying.” “but you’re not.” “but everyone around me is.”
2. “look what you did!” “hey! this wasn’t my fault.”
3. “do you know something i don’t?” “i always know something you don’t.”
4. “you look like hell.” “thanks.”
5. “ooh, someone’s cranky.” “ooh, someone needs to shut the hell up.”
6. “touch me again and i’ll break your elbow.” “kinky.”
7. “have fun, fam! i’ll bet it’ll be as ‘lit’ as the kids say.” “i’m literally begging you to stop.”
8. “how was the sleepover?” “we stayed up till 4am blasting ( a song ).”
9. “no!” “yes!”
10. “hey, hold this real quick.” “this is just your hand.” “i know.”
humor
1. “why are you on the ceiling.”
2. “why are you naked?”
3. “how do you accidentally forget someone at dairy queen?”
4. “i may be an idiot, but i’m not stupid.”
5. “say it again, i dare you.”
6. “babies are the worst.”
7. “the devils got a special place for you. the same place they reserve for animal abusers, child molesters and people who talk during a movie.”
8. “why is there a dog on me? i don’t even own a dog?”
9. “it’s a movie, calm down.”
10. “a little gasoline.. blowtorch.. no problem.”
angst
1. “don’t trust what you see, even salt looks like sugar.”
2. “take your shit, and get the hell out of here.”
3. “i thought you loved me. you said you loved me!”
4. “i wish i could take your pain and make it my own so you wouldn’t suffer any longer.”
5. “just go.”
6. “he’s dead because of you.”
7. “i never got to say goodbye.”
8. “he’s gone! why can’t you get it through your damn mind!”
9. “i didn’t mean for it to go this far!”
10. ‘when did you begin falling out of love with me?”
send me a category and a number and an idea and i’ll make a fan fic for you guys! send them in <3
Noah Schnap by Riker Brothers
i’m an evil byler truther now
finn and noah are not slick
“my superhero twin”
i’m gonna cry 🥹🥹🥹
happy birthday millie!!!!