this is going to be the most dramatic thing in the entire world y’all ready
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EM
3 GOD DAMN YEARS. thats so long honestly?? wheat the fuck??? i was 13 when we started talking that’s honestly disgusting how haven’t u blocked me by now
BUT IM SO GLAD U DIDNT bc honestly our inside Memes r so fucking funny they make me wee a little bit like fucking ‘lil bitch baby’ i hATE US
remember that time you @’d adele on twitter about aliens JFIUICJFDKJEK
tbh we’re such terrible and bitter and salty people and its a good thing we have each other to complain to bc if we didn’t we’d probably be a lot ruder and everyone would hate us more than they already do
i can’t believe mondo day is actually here what the actual shit??? we’ve been waiting for this for so long and nOW ITS HERE AND THE ALIENS ARE WATCHING US AS WE SPEAK READY TO BEAM US UP SCOOOTY
that just reminded me of ‘warm alive vibrant. is that about your poop?’ i cant cbrethae
anyway im so glad i have u because in the past 3 years we’ve lost so many friends but kept each other lmao. shout out to anya, joshua, abi, helen, sham, brent and mal for being the only ones that can stand us. the rest have been lost in the war, sugar plum:((
im so glad i have u because u have my exact sense of humour like who else am i going to cyberbully a newborn baby with??? i koge u wild wild weston
i honestly cant decide if i love us or hate us we’re so fucking weird like im so sorry to everyone that follows us both on twitter all we do is tweet each other and even have matching halsey icons, gross
remember the skype waluigi yoga video oh my fucking god
anyway ur so supportive of me and my hoe ways and give me advice on all my Men and ur gonna be maid of honour at mine and daniels wedding
honestly ‘my hoe, where’d u go’ and ‘low of self esteem so you run on pepe memes’ is the funniest things we’ve ever come up with
also: moving to the country, gonna eat me a lot of peaches
i cant believe its been 3 whole years since the birth of the c00l scale
this already looks so long and im nowhere near done lmao
I JUST FOUND THIS IMS CREECH ING [waluigi nasal solo]
i love u santa wilbur <333
oh my god when i was drunk and crying about lion king 2 and i wrote out the entire song to you and every word was a typo
TYPO NIGHT im stil fucking dying i love the loers so much why are we like this and feebo got annoyed at us and booooooo nd ovalgoaTCHEESE nd sec in cra and GAY PETTING THONG
SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR
REMEMBER TINYCHAT: TINYCHAT AND FLOR AND CHRIS OH MY GOD GET REKT #SNATCHED
REMEMBER WHEN POOP ANON CALLED ABI NEP AND WE LAUGHED SO HARD WE CRIED jskebhjehejhejehjejakjkee
N E P
also im gonna take this opportunity to give a shout out to the third member in our group, marie rutkoski, who has liked and tweeted us so many times now and blessed us with the knee socks
and renee ahdieh who fuCKING LIKED THE TWEET WHEN YOU CALLED ME JOONAM WE’RE PRACTICALLY SHAZI AND KHALID rip
shout out to beard boy who is no longer With Us but gave us the absolute BLESSING of kanye the laugh i still laugh every fucking time
i can’t believe the aliens took her as a sacrifice like cmon what about cain and tallulah whO ARE IN LOVE AND CHARLIE CAN FUCK OFF AMIRITE
i wonder if anyone else is reading this lmao hAllo i promise we’re sane
i love u so much emoly i can’t wait for it to get spooky nd christmassy again so we can Thrive
tooth fairy lannister and lady moonbeam stark forever
remember when i changed ur name on snapchat to tooth fairy lannister and it just showed up as tooth LMAO
WHEN I USED TO MAKE YOU ALL WATCH THE GRAPE FRUIT VIDEO A THOUSAND TIMES AND WTF OLD WOMAN DANCING AND SINGING SEXY MY EYES BURN i still have flashbacks
SPIOONER OUR KIORD EMOLY
remember you and ashley forming an egg band and u said i could have vip seats im waiting bitch ://
hey emily will you be the polliwog to my zippy??
REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED OVER NED AND MOZE ON TINYCHAT FUCKC
OK BUT REMEMBER EMMONDO AND ELMONDO VS JAREENO AND NAREENO we fucking won
which reminds me *HOWLS* natalia
ha. ha ha. im so salty SWEETIE :)
AND WHEN JOSHUA AND J USED TO FIGHT OVER NAT AND WE SAID WE WERE TEAM J JUST TO ANNOY JOSHUA LMAO
and we wrote out the entire demon pox song
and honesty all i did was post this picture
i can’t believe this all started because you typo’d the word ‘loser’
thank u for blessing us with this friendship @ aliens
oh my god remember when u were obsessed with spongebob x halsey
also: ye doh mdudbd
we’re such a fucking dynamic duo tbh ur my mom and im ur bing chid, congtats
i’m going thru our tag on my blog and its all the fucking office ur such a hoe we all know the best tv show to ever exist is degrassi
#goals
remember when we hated that 26 year old so we came up with a theory that they were aliens LMAO
AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL CALLED WALUIGI NASAL SOLO BUT YOU NEARLY SENT IT YOUR TEACHER FUCKYRUEJE
and that one girl had that massive fight on her blog and she was going insane and we were watching it all burn
and we all hated That Person for years and then everyone hated her and we were like : - )
aren’t we cute??
i am finding some real fucking hilarious things on our blogs rn. LOOK AT THIS
AGHJEHJEKJEKE WHAT U LOOKING AT MARIO SOMETHINFG PEACHY
remember when jamily came back and we cried rip
and tyHE OMINOUS INTERNET EXPLORER MUSIC ON SKYPE!!!
ANYWAY i could honestly go on forever but i think i gotta stop tbh but holy shit writing this has made me laugh and feel so emo i love you so much youre such an important person in my life and despite there being 4 years between us youre my best friend and i love u so much and i love our chats and being joonams in secrets and our weird ass inside jokes and FUCK i just love u???
1. ur so emo for ur faves 2. u got fierce brows and liner game 3. u think tmi will be a success because it's "action, humour and romance among other things"
OH MY GOD FUCKCKFUKFC OFFFF I CAN NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN ITS BEEN THREE YEARS
