#noccolibroccoli

[ceeberoni]

more recent commission work!

@noccolibroccoli @mitsame and discoviolente on twitter!!

i still have slots open!! heres my prices!!!

[ckret2]

ohhh man your post about the ants reminded me of when I was helping my parents get ready to renovate their upstairs bathroom for the first time in 30 years, and when we took the old vanity cabinet off the wall we discovered that there was just a giant gaping hole in the drywall, like a 5x5 inch hole in the wall that had been cut for the wiring and then left completely uncovered by the builders. and it was like oh no wonder my room always got swarmed by stinkbugs every fall...

this is the stuff nightmares are made of

[thexgrayxlady]

2, 4, 23!

2. a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

I know Chase thinks he's a top, but like. Come on. Look at him. He's practically begging for someone to pull his hair and tell him good boy.

4. what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person?

This is the dumbest, pettiest reason ever. But I blocked someone who had been annoying me for a while over misinterpreting a Muse song for a fic.

23. ship you've unwillingly come around to

I don't think Raijack was something I've unwillingly come around to, but I didnt really think about it before.

[thexgrayxlady]

Also gimme ♫ for Murtagh

The Most Emo Sad Wet Cat Ever!

Is It Any Wonder? by Keene

these days After all the misery made Is it any wonder that I feel afraid? Is it any wonder that I feel betrayed?

Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance

A world that sends you reelin' From decimated dreams Your misery and hate will kill us all So paint it black and take it back Let's shout it loud and clear Defiant to the end, we hear the call

Somewhat Damaged by Nine Inch Nails

Broken, bruised, forgotten, sore Too fucked up to care anymore Poisoned to my rotten core Too fucked up to care anymore

Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day

I walk a lonely road The only one that I have ever known Don't know where it goes But it's home to me, and I walk alone

Apple by Charli XCX

I guess the apple don't fall far from the tree 'Cause I've been looking at you so long Now I only see me

Damocles by Sleep Token

When the river runs dry and the curtain is called How will I know if I can't see the bottom? Come up for air and choke on it all

Ignorance by Paramore

Where's your gavel, your jury? What's my offense this time You're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me Well, sentence me to another life

Alone Together by Fall Out Boy

I don't know where you're going But do you got room for one more troubled soul I don't know where I'm going But I don't think I'm coming home

Shake it Out by Florence + The Machine

And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't So here's to drinks in the dark at the end of my road And I'm ready to suffer and I'm ready to hope It's a shot in the dark aimed right at my throat

We're in This Together by Nine Inch Nails

You and me If the world should break in two Until the very end of me Until the very end of you

Bonus Track: Bobby Sox by Green Day

[thexgrayxlady]

🔥 shipping

I miss crack ships. I think people take the idea of shipping being canon too seriously. It is for fun. It is making your dollies kiss.

[thexgrayxlady]

For the WIP guessing game: strike?

He leapt and wove around the witch’s creation, waiting for an opening to strike. Between swings, he shot a glance at his friends. Guan was caught up with more of the stone soldiers. Dashi was still trying to save that crazy old lady instead of trying to fight Wuya.

[thexgrayxlady]

2, 9, and 10

2. A Compelling Argument for Why Your Fav Would Never Top or Bottom

I'm sure Chase thinks he's a top. I'm sure Chase is absolutely certain he would be a top. That man is, at most, a switch.

9. Worst Part of Canon

I forgot about the dojo thing until I read your answer and tbch, I think I blacked it out of my mind.

10. Worst Part of Fanon

I genuinely despise the way Chase and Omi's relationship is depicted in a lot of fanon. It trades anything interesting or any potential conflict for bland, cutesy, uncomplicated interactions. And a few of the fics that I tried to read really seemed to go out of their way to make Raimundo look like an incurious idiot and asshole.

[thexgrayxlady]

Trope: forced proximity (like two characters are stuck in a cave or handcuffed together)

B: Depending on what's going on, it's pretty good. Like. If I ever get the motivation/creativity to write the Raimundo and Chase discuss their choices and Chase realizes that Rai is not stuck in a cave with him, he is stuck in a cave with Actually Charismatic and Manipulative Raimundo Pedrosa, I'd be so happy.