#nohippo

[jealousy-isacrime]

I went to the zoo today! What did you guys do?

[knormanart]

Once upon a time a hippo sat down to write a tale.... All that she could dream up were rhymes about leopards and snails...

She then felt a spark....

Picked up pen to make mark....

And remembered that hippos do not write stories as they are only animals without the mental capacity to do such a thing, let alone hold a pen to write it out....