#noirandchocolate

[yiga-hellhole]

Somebody beat me to asking about Kohga so here I go being predictable and asking about Sooga!

i think if kohga declined his feelings he'd just go into sworn celibacy and never think about any other human being ever again.

[asktheyigamaster]

Sir, I wanted to let you know I’m aware of this threat to retain my services against you. I intend to maintain our attorney-client relationship like my life depends on it!

PS some jerk banana farmer in Faron has filed charges against the Clan claiming you stole some of his crop. I’m submitting a defense that he’s being culturally insensitive since both bananas and theft from rich Hylians are important customs of yours. Sounds good?

Oh, dear law wizzard, I have never doubted your loyalty. Those threats mean nothing, whoever is making them knows NOTHING about our relationship.

Also the case sounds fantastic! Ship it!

But there is this other case against the Yiga I actually wanted you to look into. It's an ongoing investigation by a Sheikah family, and they are accusing the Yiga of kidnapping their son, which we did. Can you shut it down? I was thinking arguing self-defense, since they were going to teach that kid to be a threat to the Yiga, so not only was them raising their child a direct threat of violence, but also a hate-crime. Or something like that, you're the attorney ace here.

[humblebananasalesman]

How many bananas you got? I need them and my rupees are over 9000. Oh! One time I saw a blonde swordsman (very short) talking to this lady on the road near Outskirt Stable and he was dripping wet for some reason? He started following her toward the Great Plateau. Is that anything?

Plenty of bananas available, though my online store is down for some reason. It's gonna take a bit to get it back up, so thank you for your patience in these trying times!

As for the info, it depends on how recent that is. "One time" isn't very precise, I'm afraid. That sounds like my guy though!

[ckret2]

Holy shit dude you bought a house?! Congratulations!!! I hope you’ll find it really fulfilling to put your mark on it and make it a home.

Thank you!! 😁 We're a few weeks out from the close date, so there's still time for the seller to change their mind or for the lender to go "we checked your natal star chart and decided we can't give you a mortgage"—but barring any unforeseen circumstances out of my control, I bought a house.

I've been obsessively making pinterest boards and watching interior design YouTubers for the past few weeks. I think I've safely narrowed down my personal design preference to art deco Victorian Memphis style googie mallcore Venetian carnival bowling alley hunting lodge maximalism with a cathedral radio on top.

[thefloatingstone]

Oh gosh why the Fef hate? I know some people hate her cause they like Eridan a lot but I’m curious what your reasons are! (I’m just neutral on her myself, I just...don’t really think about her much unless I’m rereading and get to her panels.)

Giving me the ability to make videos was a mistake.

[superbellsubways]

“Why do you draw Zote cute?” Because Zote is cute, obviously!! (PS always glad to find more people on here who like that little rude man.)

He is both ugly and cute to me lolol

and yea I caved in and became a full on zote fan and I don't regret it very much (tho I still feel a lil embarassed bc of it) its nice to meet others that feel the same way towards this character

[cozymochi]

Hey Purple is the one who a) corrected Red when he forgot the word “Armada” b) came up with the “dare not speak its name” cover for the “unknown planet” ruse and c) came up with “it’s not stupid, it’s advanced” to help give Zim a garbage robot. He’s not completely stupid at all!

YOU GODDANG RIGHT!!!!!

[chytag]

As someone who used to write self-insert Invader Zim fic way way back in the earliest 2001 days of the fandom, I have been wanting to tell you how much I’m enjoying your Neighbors comic. It has such a nostalgic feel to it and your art style is so cute! I love the way you draw and write all the characters—your insert included!—and I’m really looking forward to reading more of the story you have in store for them.

Thank you! I always been a fan of Invader Zim, and since I’m kinda stuck inside a lot these days, it gave me a chance to work on the comic. I’m trying to keep in character and in style as much as possible, so I’m glad you’re enjoying it!