Thought Provoking Question
When my sister and I finally saw Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2, we caught it 30 minutes in on TV. Not that we cared, because we were really only watching it to see Lee Pace and his amazing eyebrows. Anyways, every 30 seconds when some character said something we would turn to each other and be like: "wait, what?", "what?", "waaaiiit, what!?!"... And that was the movie. But even better, my dad walks in half way through and starts asking questions we have no answers to. Then he finds out that Edward and Bella have a baby. "How can they have a baby, how does that work?" He wonders. And my sister and I are like: we got this. We know next to nothing about Twilight, but we know this. Edward and Bella had a baby while she was still human, because apparently dead vampires can not hold little growing beings in their tummies. But no, my dad was actually wondering: "How can Edward father a child? If he's dead how does that work?" Out of all the questions of the night, this was the one that made my mouth drop in a wondering smile. How can Edward, with his dead ancient dangly bits, procreate?