Oct 21, 2018
Someone needs to protect this smol scarecrow child.
And I feel like the Dandies would willingly be dragged into it by Skout.
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Someone needs to protect this smol scarecrow child.
And I feel like the Dandies would willingly be dragged into it by Skout.
“Don’t go Nomad, I love you”
- Barty’s VA according to Jordan Cwierz
oh would you look at that i’ve just adopted three children
Mah boi got skills
Nomad of Nowhere Tumblr Blog AU - How They React to the Tumblrpocalypse
Nomad - Going about things as normal, as if all his mutuals aren't screaming at all hours of the day. Is going out like the band on the Titanic. His last post will be a very simple “guess I'll die” meme before fleeing to Pillowfort/Twitter.
Skout - C H A O S. Every other post is a reblog of a mutual's contact info. The other posts are memes about Tumblr dying. Everyone who follows her thinks she's fine but irl she's losing her shit, trying to find the “perfect platform” for staying up to date with her mutuals.
Toth - Left as soon as a majority of the pornbots we're banned. Don Paragon began spreading some fucked up rumors about her but in reality she was just fucking done with Tumblr's bullshit in general. Is currently going about her business on Twitter, as if nothing has changed.
Red Manuel - DEAD ON SIGHT. Tried making new accounts under similar names to his original URL, but he keeps getting deleted. On top of that, he's having an ongoing emotional meltdown due to the realization that a majority of his “fanbase” (only pornbots) are gone. Tbh tho he's looking to be a better person (hopefully) and will join Toth on Twitter sooner or later.
Don Paragon - How??? Did he survive The Purge??? He's been reported countless times and he's absolutely gonna be gone soon but in the meantime he's been insufferable. His blog is a cesspool of unfounded callouts towards already deleted blogs, and honestly just glancing at his blog would be mentally taxing.
Toro - Another victim of the initial purge. He actually didn't do anything wrong but everyone assumes he did and he keeps getting anon hate because of it. Finally got so fed up that he deleted and moved to Twitter/Facebook.
El Rey - Surprisingly nice while all of this is going on (at least on the surface), but he does screenshot and post a conversation between himself and Nomad where they “made amends in the midst of the apocalypse”, but El Rey mentioned vore like eighteen times during the conversation. Half of his posts are flagged. Keeps posting “this is fine” every time one of his followers points out another flagged post of his.
Undertaker - Keeps posting “it's been an honor sir” every day at 8AM sharp. Knows full well that he's as good as dead once the nsfw ban hits so he's just fucking around in the meantime. And by fucking around, I mean he keeps mass posting necrophilia in hopes of either A), punishing Staff for threatening his “aesthetic”, or B), it's a pathetic prayer for death. “No sideblogs, we die horny on main like men.”
Ranch Hand - The only posts on his blog at this point are cowboy related “death to Tumblr” memes and a few reblogs of his social media information. He's honestly just here to watch this hellsite crash and burn.
Toro's Champion - Was long since dead before any of this shit even started. His blog was overlooked during the purge, which has only led to more conspiracy theories.
Barty & Friends - Barty's dad forced them to delete their blog after finding out about the rampant child predator problem via Facebook. Now they all have separate accounts on Neopets and this is the only good thing other than “Red Manuel's Redemption Arc” to come out of this fucking mess.
BONUS: Melinda (because I forgot her last time like an asshole) - Pretends that everything is going well but in reality she's this (this) close to losing her shit. Is absolutely horrified by Undertaker's “Death by Horny on Main” bullshit. Most of all she's furious that El Rey is still on Tumblr and is organizing a change.org petition to have him removed. Has low-key already relocated to both Twitter and Pillowfort.
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Put him DOWN you smelly!!!!!!!
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