Grass grows, sun shines, and brother? I cry daily

(Icon by gloomypunks on Twitter, header by divinity-beings) | Theodore | Asexual | He/Him | INFJ | 27 | I've come to the horrifying realization that if I was born with a dick, I would've been a 4chan guy

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

I haven't posted any pictures of my cat in a long while, so here she is, the most perfect kitty in the entire universe; Athena!!!

[thorough-witness-enjoyer]

When it’s only 7am at Darkness Academy and Xivu is yelling across the classroom, Calus is drinking “””””””””water””””””””” from his golden Stanley, Rhulk just reminded the Witness that it forgot to collect the homework, Savathûn bypassed the school firewall to play TravelerMath games on her Chromebook, Nezarec just walked in blaring shitty music on a JBL speaker in his bag, Eramis skipped class so she wouldn’t have to present, and Oryx’s big ass head is blocking the board 💔

[superchat]

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

[superchat]

because they dont read enough hentai

[superchat]

so they dont know where its going

[flowerbleedme]

nobody knows anything anymore.

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:

[pansyfemme]

friend asked me today “can you get cancelled on tumblr” and i realized that they really have never been on here

[curioscurio]

people just aren't stealing bones from graveyards or admiting to having child slaves in the family like they used to :/

[pangur-and-grim]

all books should be written by deeply damaged autistic perverts

[ssajin]

@pangur-and-grim ?

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU DON'T NEED TO TAG ME ON THIS, I WROTE THE POST

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[sliversoakley4]

[dogpuppy]

[ozth]

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

Hey just so you know tagging tw epilepsy isn't actually very helpful because it's nondescript and because of the way tumblr's tagging system works it'll sometimes block content about epilepsy. It's a lot better to tag for the specific trigger, like tw flashing, tw pulsing, etc!

Thank you for letting me know! I saw the gif was pretty erratic so I knew I needed to tag it, but I didn't realize I did it wrong. I'll change it right away; thanks again for telling me!

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[thememedaddy]

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[fluffingston]

show me your dicks

[dear-julien]

Oh... I only have one unfortunately :(

[flagonage]

for now...

[dear-julien]