Hobbit/Lotr Characters and Their Relationships With That Cunt, Gender
The Company
Balin: He/Him, male, really thought Dwalin would at least be gender non-conforming
Dwalin: He/Him, male
Bifur: He/Him, male, identified as nonbinary for a while
Bofur: He/They, just living his life
Bombur: He/Him, male, will poison a homo/transphobe’s food
Oin: He/Him, male, has watched Bombur poison a homo/transphobe’s food
Gloin: He/Him, male,
Ori: They/Them, nonbinary, transmasc.
Dori: He/She, male
Nori: No pronouns, agender
Thorin: He/Him, male, protective x9000
Fili: He/Him, male, the bodyguard ally
Kili: He/Him, trans
Bilbo: He/They, male
The Fellowship
Frodo: He/Him, trans
Sam: He/Him, male, 10000/10 very best ally #1
Pippin: They/Them, nonbinary, were forbidden to name themselves Arson.
Merry: He/Him, male, calls them Arson anyways.
Boromir: He/Him, male, 10000/10 very best ally #2
Aragorn: He/Him, male, gender roles? Who’s she?
Legolas: They/Them, nonbinary, please don’t perceive them- thanks
Gimli: He/Him, male, another bodyguard ally
Miscellaneous
Dis: She/They, nonbinary
Dain: He/Him, never thought too much about it
Bard: He/Him, male, Lesbian Dad™ who adopts all the lesbians in town.
Eowyn: She/Her, female, gender non-conforming
Eomer: He/Him, male, 10/10 ally
Beorn: He/It
Faramir: He/Him, trans
The Elves
Galadriel: She/Her, Agender, ideally doesn’t want to be referred to.
Elrond: He/Him, male, had a femboy “phase” and misses it
Lindir: They/Them, pangender
Thranduil: He/Him, male, fuck gender roles
That One Elf Kili Tried To Flirt With: He/She, bigender
Tauriel: She/They, Genderqueer
The Maia
Radagast: Neo-Pronouns, nonbinary
Gandalf: He/Him, doesn’t care about labels
Saruman: Angry Cis Het Fossil
The Two Blues’: Genderfluid, He/They/She (there aren’t two of them, it’s the same person. Gandalf just has a horrible memory and vaguely remembers a male-presenting blue wizard and a female-presenting blue wizard.)
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tags: @midearthwritings