Mar 7, 2022
Cana: *rolls car window down* What seems to be the problem, officer?
Officer: Get out of my car
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Cana: *rolls car window down* What seems to be the problem, officer?
Officer: Get out of my car
Kidnapper, with Natsu: We have your boyfriend
Lucy: I don’t have a boyfriend
Natsu, voice cracking: You don’t?
Exorcist: Hello, I’m here to get rid of the demon you called me about?
Bickslow: I didn’t call an exorcist?
The demon, crawling out from under the bed: I did, get me the fuck out of here.
Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Gray: Natsu? Can I talk with him?
Kidnapper: Go ahead.
Gray: Dumbass. *hangs up*
Cop: You have the right to remain silent.
Natsu: Ah, but do I have the ability?
Villain: Give us all your money and nobody gets hurt.
Lucy: Hmm... I'll have to ask Erza.
Villain: That's not how this-
Lucy: She said no.
Villain: *gets his ass beaten*
Literally any villain Natsu has ever fought: What are you going to do? I have the power of literal gods.
Natsu: WELL I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, BITCH!
Villain: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Erza: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Gray: More or less, I guess…
Happy: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Lucy: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Natsu: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!