Aug 2, 2021
Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Gray: Natsu? Can I talk with him?
Kidnapper: Go ahead.
Gray: Dumbass. *hangs up*
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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Gray: Natsu? Can I talk with him?
Kidnapper: Go ahead.
Gray: Dumbass. *hangs up*
Gray: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were still a child!
Lyon: Let’s not forget who PUSHED ME IN
Gray:
Gray: As I was saying-
Juvia: Juvia think she's falling for you.
Gray, sweating: Then get up.
Gray: Erza be like, "I know a spot" and then drive you off a cliff.
Erza: Okay, but did you die tho?
Erza: Ungrateful ass
Lucy: I think you're a great driver Erza!
Gray: Simp
Lyon: How can I get on your good side?
Gray: It’s gonna take about three weeks of not talking to me.
Natsu: I'm so hungry, but I don't know what to eat.
Gray: Then just fucking eat nothing.
Natsu: Understandable, have a great day
*texting*
Natsu: I can't find my phone
Gray: omfg
Gray: looks like it was Happy's turn with the braincell today
Gajeel: I love when life gets hard. It means something better is coming.
Erza: I cannot do this today.
Levy: Someone else talk to him, 'cuz Imma hurt his feelings.
Gray: It's not too late to say this is a joke, Gajeel.
Makarov: That's wonderful, Gajeel! Very inspiring.
Gray: And the final damning comment was delivered. Instant kill gramps, nice job.