#none are fun

[aristotlesgraverobber]

I don’t know if my ex roommate still follows me on here but on the off chance she sees this I would just like her to know that she was right about me having an uncanny similarity to Jonathan Sims. And not in the cool “I’m a spooky archivist way and I can read your mind!” Way, but more in a “this joke isn’t funny anymore I am genuinely worried that I too am doomed by the narrative.”

[smoozie]

Now I can't sleep