My political stance is that Eskel deserves a little lady who knows how to treat a man right (treating him right includes pegging that sweet ass, as well as domming him into a sobbing mess.)
I don’t understand how there have only been a handful of young Geralt stories among the hardcore kink blogs so far?? There was a time when this incredibly closed off, independent badass was much more vulnerable to manipulation or rape simply due to his age and none of you are intrigued by that fact? None of you are interested in exploring the opportunities it presents? You got baby Geralt, for whom the abandonment by his mother is still fresh, but he’s also not entirely broken yet; you got older kid Geralt, who’s just trying to cope with the 24/7 trauma of witcher training; you got teenaged Geralt, who’s more centered now that he’s fairly certain what shape his future will take, but has an idealistic, optimistic view of that future and presumably life in general; and finally, young adult Geralt, who’s learned his basic lessons about what the life of a witcher is truly like, but has still not been entirely worn down to the jaded Geralt decades on the Path, witcher genocide, and Blaviken will create. Obviously for au’s where Geralt is not a witcher the details are different but typically the overall tone of a character’s backstory in au’s matches canon’s, unless they’re specifically exploring how their personality would be altered if different events had occurred.
And then you throw in Jaskier and woo boy, there so many ways to spin it. Teenaged or adult Jaskier creeping on younger Geralt; young adult Geralt for whom a slutty, attractive man, who thinks he’s an amazing hero and wants to spread the word of how great he is to the masses, is the ultimate fantasy (you know young, inexperienced, horny Geralt would do ridiculous stunts to impress Jaskier, like rip a tree out of the ground to show how strong he is. Just knocked stupid by puppy love and the hope that if he plays things right he can get another blowjob); older Jaskier who adores how easy it is to melt boytoy teenage/YA Geralt out of his serious/stoic act by simply giving him the gentle affection his life has lacked for so long (he took one look at that bby jock and decided he’d be his. Life is a box of chocolates Jaskier is casually perusing, and Geralt is the delicious morsel Jaskier’s selected.) Etc., etc.. The point is, there are so many wonderful possibilities and currently all of them are being squandered.
All the takes on the Jaskier magical saddle dildo scenario are amazing, but has anyone consider knotting dildos? After it swells up Jaskier doesn’t even have the ability to “ride” it anymore; he just has to sit there for hours and hours as the knot puts constant pressure on his prostate and the entire toy jerks and shifts inside him. And if he’s also tied up, he’s not even able to influence the experience by altering the horse’s pace.
He doesn’t come as often this way but still ends up just as, if not more, stuffed than he does with the usual dildo, since, in classic knotting fashion, each of his orgasms triggers an incredibly long ejaculation from the dildo. And then don’t forget that every drop is kept inside by the fat knot! The knot will naturally inflate as part of the first orgasm, but it won’t deflate until the magic button/spell/whatever is used, and Geralt is the one in control of it (whether Jaskier can actually “safeword” the knot down on his own if he has to is up to you.) Geralt will only deflate it when they’ve stopped for the night, and even then he expects an exhausted Jaskier to put on a good show of futilely squirming and tugging on the knot for several minutes before he’ll give the command.
My personal rule for sexswaps is that you can’t give the female version big tiddies unless the male canonly has a bit of tiddy in the form of muscle and/or fat. Can’t have above-average breast size in one sex unless they’re above average in the other, okay? This prevents every female design having anime tiddies, and also means afab!Geralt is valid to have massive honkers. Geralt uses them to smother Jaskier when they want some peace and quiet. Jaskier has no complaints about this system.
Jaskier (any age, but think teenaged Jaskier especially makes sense) really wants his dad’s dick and thinks he can circumvent the small issue of Geralt not wanting him back when he finds some kind of wish-granting magic (a spell? Actually ends up with the djinn wishes this time? Deal with a fae or other being? Idk, idc.) In classic fashion the magic gives Jaskier what he requested but not what he wanted: it doesn’t make Geralt attracted to him, it just makes him believe that he has to fuck Jaskier, either as a straight up compulsion or by planting a situation in his mind where he must fuck Jaskier to prevent something even worse from occurring.
On one hand, I like the idea of Jaskier still choosing to have sex with him and loving the sensation, even as he feels incredibly guilty, since he can’t pretend that Geralt is consenting when he’s crying and apologizing for “having to do this” the entire time. If this isn’t a one time deal, he might choose to enchant Geralt again, even knowing the consequences. On the other hand, I like the idea of Jaskier being too turned off by Geralt’s pain to go through with it, but still getting fucked in the end because saying “no thanks” did not undo the enchantment. Cue mutual noncon, with Jaskier coming over and over again on Daddy’s dick while both of them are completely miserable. Ooooh, or combine elements from both and have Jaskier enjoying the experience, up to the point where he is sexually satisfied and wants to end the fucking, but discovers that Geralt will not stop or let him leave.
Sadly the executives are failing to function (as per usual), ntm still unpacking the house, so none of this has actually been posted and very little has even been partially written, but here’s a list of things the other portions of my brain had intentions to publish soon:
Major gods Geralt and Yennefer kidnap minor fertility god Jaskier as a means to solve their inability to have children. Or in other words he winds up their breeding bitch.
Pillow princess catboy (catman) Geralt demanding Jaskier give him pets, wet food, and fabulous orgasms
Omega Jaskier (in his 20s-30s) wants teenage Geralt to be his puppet husband to get around some of the social/legal issues of being an (unwed) omega and, as a bonus, corrupt an innocent, pretty thing into his perfect sexual partner. No literal sugar daddy-ing, but sugar daddy vibes. I have the worldbuilding bg typed up but none of the horny wtf
Stuff I should be trying to work on but can’t even pretend may get published soon:
Uuuh hard to summarize but I literally only have a paragraph or two left to write of some biological worldbuilding nonsense that’s all an excuse to force Jaskier and Geralt to do some BDSM-esque rituals every time they meet. You know how ostriches consistently find humans more attractive than their fellow ostriches? Witchers are the sexy humans of Jaskier’s made-up monster species
Not at all motivated to transform my chatlog with WTP into a story so I can finally reply to a very hot anon message, even though I know it’s long overdue and should be easy to do
Angst/romance with Geralt being cursed to transform into “the monster he sees himself as.” The resulting form is massive, scary, and incredibly inhuman -- I mean really inhuman, not anything humanoid or even vaguely mammalian looking. Geralt hides himself but Jaskier tracks him down and recognizes him quickly despite him looking entirely different. Jaskier gives him lots and lots of comfort and then takes that dick for a spin because why not prove your lack of repulsion and fulfill your monsterfucking fantasies at the same time?
Feel free to tell me which ones interest you or ask questions about them! Maybe it’ll give me the boost I need to actually do stuff.
Have a pretty heavy preference towards bottom Jaskier but enjoy bottom Geralt if done right. More into dom Geralt but also usually dom Jaskier if he’s still the bottom. Like any gender x any gender, though naturally this blog will be mostly m/m. Down with both creating and receiving trans content. While we’re on the topic of bodies, I’m also here for sex characteristics you rarely or never find in actual humans, like two dicks, fully formed penis AND vagina, or any of that ABO shit.
I’ve only watched the Netflix show but enjoy Eskel and Lambert content, though I’m hesitant to create my own ideas with those characters. As a rule of thumb I’m comfortable with Vesemir being a character but not with him being included in any sexual situations. Neutral on sexual content including Yennefer or Ciri.
Kink List:
!!!! Please read the entire list if you want to check my opinion on a particular kink, because a lot of very closely related kinks will have different ratings, to the point I’ve felt the need to fucking star the worst offenders.
Light Nope (may interact with but would be despite it including this):
Pissing on self/other, mpreg buttpreg (in contrast to vaginal pregnancy. Implied buttpreg is neutral or love though), daddy kink, age play, emetophilia, feederism, lactation, tickling, semi-public sex where high risk of getting caught (if consensual. If non or dub, like)
Neutral: handjobs, BJs/cunnilingus, frottage, pegging, anything to do with testicles, cum eating, felching, bukkake, sex with 3+ participants, shibari, gags, asphyxiation, puppy or pony play, mind control, crying, feminization, cuckolding, impotence, small dick/micro-penis, pain*, spanking/impact, piercing (as a verb or noun), marking/branding, blood, physical abuse, milking, forced orgasm, orgasm denial/desperation to orgasm, chastity, cock cages, castration, virginity kink, innocence play, clothing-based kinks, exhibitionism**, weight-related kinks, praise kink***, body worship, pregnancy, body horror
Love: leashes, double penetration (same hole or different), large insertion, knotting, fisting, enemas, piss enemas, inflation, oviposition, object penetration, beast-penetrating-person, dubcon, noncon, consensual nonconsent, mutual nonconsent, extreme underage, (pseudo) incest, self-cest, **forced exhibitionism (inc. public sex, livestreaming, or recording), free use, stuck-in-wall, sexual slavery, ***patronizing/belittling praise, micro/macro, animalistic behavior, ruts/heats, ABO, plugging in liquids/solids, genital exposure (legs spread wide and/or pull apart lips/cheeks to expose hole), cum dripping out of holes, speculum-usage, gaping (anal, vaginal or urethral), rosebud/prolapse
Gore/vore: Like most kinds of non-sexual gore, occasionally enjoy sexual gore, including snuff, but for the most part avoid it or only tolerate it. Not into sexual consumption of human flesh but I do like uhh, whatever the name is for when a person’s been swallowed whole and they’re alive in the other’s stomach. Vaguely aware there are additional kinds of vore out there but very much not looking to expand my understanding.
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