#nope. needs

[butchomp]

In current, perpetual need of a:

Full body massage

Really good lay, I’m talking toe-curling, cover-up-the-marks, we’re-both-going-to-be-sore-for-the-next-few-days, we-should-call-in-to-work-tomorrow, kinda lay

10 hours uninterrupted sleep

Home cooked meal I didn’t have to make myself