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[muchphanverywow]

THE FACT THAT DAN DIDNT EVEN MIND THAT PHILS UNDERWEAR WAS ON THE FLOOR IS KILLING ME

[kroganheadbutt]

scary story time

I woke up this morning and had to pee right? So I go into the bathroom and sit down on the toilet. I’m about to start peeing when I feel a funny tickle on my right buttcheek. I stand up to look and there’s a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER ON MY ASS

WHY

So naturally I flip the fuck out and release this inhuman shriek that I didn’t know I could make. I’m flailing. I’m desperately trying to fling the spider off. I have chills. I have chills on my chills. I take off all my clothes. I get out of the bathroom and I shake my hair upside down to make sure it hasn’t found refuge in there. 

The worst part is, I CAN’T FIND THE SPIDER

AND I STILL HAVEN’T PEED

[louiszyns]

THATS NO T FAIR THAT S JUST GOD MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I DON'T THNK I VE EVER CRIED THAT HARD WOW WOW WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS I JSUT

[heaven-in-hidingg]

idoidoido ANXIETY 

[paysonbelov]

(via Photo by aylak • Instagram)

[twitchybitchy-blog]

JIN

JIN HOLD ME

HIDEOUS UGLY SOBBING