#super nope

[hlficlibrary]

Hey! Do you have any suggestions for a fan fic about a parent teacher situation? Like one of them has a child (maybe even a partner) and they fall in love with the kids teacher? Thanks!!

Hi, anon! You're very welcome! Here are some fics that fit what you're looking for!

When Least Expected by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings

Drowning in a sea of emails and Zoom meetings in the living room, his lonely son falling more and more behind in his kitchen classroom, and crushing weight of the world being on house arrest for the foreseeable future, one fateful online interaction suddenly has everything looking up.

nothing else but us right here by supernope

Louis sighs and gives himself a mental pep talk as he smooths his jumper down over his hips. He can do this. He can resist the draw of Harry Styles, because he is a responsible, mature adult, and as much as he wants to tangle his fingers in that mess of hair and map those ridiculous tattoos with his tongue, he does not want to get his daughter’s favorite teacher fired.

Heart Beat by @allwaswell16

Hideaway Haven is the place that Louis has always called home. It's also the place that Harry had tried to leave behind him. When Harry returns to start a music academy in his hometown, he finds himself face to face with his high school crush—and his charming daughter who wants to learn to play the drums.

[300iqprower]

Shinjuku Phantom Incident is absolutely incredible and you should play/watch it if you haven’t already. “Ended up marathoning it when I really should have gone to bed hours ago because i was completely hooked” level of amazing.

But

Real nice of Fgo to almost sour the entire ending of Shinjuku by talking lovingly about “reuniting with [coffin archer] and [a certain avenger]” and how much they look forward to being summoned, and how you had BETTER do so. Ya know, as if they could be earned or something. Like in a real game. And arent 5 star exclusives that you rarely even have the “privilege” of GAMBLING for. Which i have for both, and dont have either, because of course not, so dont you fucking tell me game devs that it’s some inevitability to look forward to. You emotionally manipulate avaricious cunts.

[c-is-for-circinate]

*sing-song voice* ~theres gonna be a mooovieee ✧ ˖°~

WHY.

[pastadorable]

Tbh seeing couples on tinder kills me like, boi y’all are already in a relationship idc what kinky stuff you wanna get into take it somewhere else, let the us single kids have a chance

[kroganheadbutt]

scary story time

I woke up this morning and had to pee right? So I go into the bathroom and sit down on the toilet. I’m about to start peeing when I feel a funny tickle on my right buttcheek. I stand up to look and there’s a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER ON MY ASS

WHY

So naturally I flip the fuck out and release this inhuman shriek that I didn’t know I could make. I’m flailing. I’m desperately trying to fling the spider off. I have chills. I have chills on my chills. I take off all my clothes. I get out of the bathroom and I shake my hair upside down to make sure it hasn’t found refuge in there. 

The worst part is, I CAN’T FIND THE SPIDER

AND I STILL HAVEN’T PEED

[mizuaoi]

1

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

- hm. 

-checks phone-

Oh jesus no. Hell no. I love you bro, but as bros. 

[sp4ceboy]

How about you don't misgender me in an argument (even though you never do normally) purely to make me angry and aggressive.

[ladyfabulous]

Um, so Norm called me and we had a weird conversation where he asked me about feminism but he talked most of the time (like that's surprising) and then tried to tell me how post secondary education was a joke.

I may have agreed to possibly see him Sunday, but I really don't wanna.