Where does my girlfriend Amy get off breaking up with me for “not having a personality” without even taking the time to read my 137 novelty t-shirts? . Look, I get it. Sometimes people don't click. Even if the physical relationship is rocking, which I bet it would have been had we gotten that far (can you return an unopened bottle of Bedroom Blaster supplements?). But no personality? That's crazy! I have personality out the wazoo! Out 137 wazoos, to be exact! Which she'd know if she'd stuck around to see more than three of my novelty t-shirts. . I should have seen from the start that she was flaky. Isn't it customary, when your date gives you something nice like flowers or candy or even better a MY HEART ONLY BEATS FOR MY AWESOME BOYFRIEND t-shirt, that you, at the very least, say “thank you” or eagerly pull him toward your bed rather than scrunch up your face and say “um, this is only our first date?” . Then, like two seconds later, she's complaining about the I'M WITH STUPID t-shirt I was wearing. An all-time classic! . #noveltyshirts #funnytshirts #getdumped #brokenup #nopersonality #lifeisntfair https://www.instagram.com/p/B6PlRkgg_x6/?igshid=1qrxueyajby53