Mmmh my inner autism creature needs to know: Florida/Price for the ship bingo
i gotcha bro 👌 take two of the most fucked up motherfuckers in the whole MOI and what do you get? unspeakable crimes against humanity, the scariest game of cat and mouse except both think they're the cat, and probably very strange, filthy sex
and they don't just enable the worst in each other, they encourage it. celebrate it, even. egg each other on and provide opportunities to Get Worse. they're fucking terrifying tbh, and while I know I could never write them with any skill I salute those who can including you bc good lord o7
....i just realized I've been reading that top right box wrong for every single one of these lmaoooooo. it's "they're fucking >the same guy<" not "they're the (fucking) same guy". anyway consider that one marked too bc I bet they were both banging the director too
The Director feels that it would be unprofessional to distract our target audience by speaking about myself as opposed to taking care of our agents or providing notices and updates.
He claims to view me as a 'non gendered robot thing'. Although he has not officially requested so as part of my job description, I have decided to somewhat conform to a gender neutral presentation (which is what I assume he meant) to convey a clean and professional image and set a good example.
That being said, Project Freelancer supports individuality, innovation, and freedom of expression. We do not separate showers or locker rooms based on gender or biological sex and everyone is encouraged to be their best self.
What's Jack's favourite colour? I have a feeling it's red
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[ID: 13 panels in grey scale.
Panel 1: The Jack, sitting on a raised level, laughs wildly and kicks his legs while Scratch looks on patiently and makes the ASL sign for 'later.' Scratch asks, "Do you want to answer this later?"
Panel 2: The Jack curls up slightly and grins at Scratch. The Jack says, "I mustn't answer it at all! Everyone should be very cross if I did." Scratch looks surprised and makes the sign for 'sorry', saying, "Really? I'm sorry to hear that."
Panel 3: The Jack's grin becomes nervous. "Yes, sorry-- so am I. It is so very bad of me to think it."
Panel 4: Scratch thoughtfully makes the sign for 'favorite.' He says, "Bad? ... Would you like to know my favorite color?"
Panel 5: The Jack perches on the edge of the level and looks curiously at Scratch. He says, "Hmmm?" Scratch cheerfully signs 'orange' and says, "It's orange! Which is great for this time of year."
Panel 6: The Jack grins and asks, "Oh? Might it be for the jack o' lanterns?" Scratch shoots finger guns at him.
Panel 7: Scratch looks down with nostalgia and makes the sign for 'happy.' He says, "It makes me happy. It's good you have a color like that."
Panel 8: The Jack looks to the left and right, muttering to himself indistinctly and finally whispering, "... We must be quiet."
Panel 9: The Jack leans close to Scratch and whispers, "I once had a friend with eyes like a clear day. That is the best color."
Panel 10: The Jack straightens up and throws his head back, excitedly saying, "But my bow is a close second! Hahaha!"
Panel 11: Scratch looks fondly at The Jack, laughing off screen. The laughter eventually morphs into a "hzzz--"
Panel 12: Scratch turns to look more directly and with concern. The Jack's laughter is mostly replaced with harsh clicks and static.
Panel 13: Scratch puts his hand on The Jack's back. The Jack is revealed to be curled up and shaking like he's crying, though we can't see his face. The mix of laughter and static continues while Scratch looks downward in frustration. End ID.]
[ID: A single colored, shaded portrait of The Jack in front of an orange-to-blue gradient. He is grinning widely and a small cartoony heart floats next to his face. End ID.]
Hare: Jacky’s been a little mopey lately, so tonight we took ‘im out to watch the sunset. I think he liked it.
