My British Lolitics Hear Me Outs* in my humble Bisexual-Asexual opinion (please don’t cancel me for my choices lmao 🙏🙏❤️❤️)
(*in terms of aesthetic attraction at least lol)
Alastair Campbell (honestly…..yes. He’s a bit of a DILF nglllllll)
John Major (he may be a Boring Grey Man, but he’s a CUTE AND ADORABLE Boring Grey Man. Plus he looks cute as a Certified Old Man™️ <33. Honestly John & Norma Major are my fave British Politician Couple frfr, they’re a very cute and sweet couple (despite the, ya’know, Major/Currie Affair lol) and imo they’re both very hot and sexy and beautiful in that kinda Ordinary Hot Person kinda way, ya’know what I mean?)
Tony Benn (despite the fact that he probably smoked his literal pipe almost 24/7, i think he looks/looked pretty great (and handsome) as an old man frfr (seriously how did he never get lung cancer? That I’ll never know lol. I mean GOOD FOR HIM!!!!). Plus, altho he is/was a Posh Boi, he was and is an epic Radical Socialist who not only believed in a better future and legit cared about the people, but he also held onto his dignity and principles until the end, and that is smth i truly admire of Mr Benn frfr. What a Man frfr)
David Cameron (FOR THE RECORD I DONT LIKE CAMERON AS A PERSON AND I DO THINK HE IS A TWAT……….However, him in the late 80s and 1990s……he looked kinda cutie petootie ngllllll. Honestly his 80s/90s era is giving Butch Lesbian vibes frfr)
Paddy Ashdown (tuff Northern Irish Lad. I like that :))❤️. There is a reason his nickname was “Paddy Pantsdown” hehe 😏😏…….)
Priti Patel (AGAIN FOR THE RECORD I DONT LIKE HER AND I THINK SHES A TWAT……but ngl…..she a bit of a baddie ngllll hehe 😏😏. She do be a bit of a dominatrix (if also a bully too) frfr lol, that’s one thing in “Spitting Image” they got correct frfr lmao)
Carla Denyer (idk i think she seems pretty cool, plus the short hair is doing smth for me personally frfr. I assume she’s not a lesbian (I don’t want to speculate cuz it’s weird) but ngl her whole aesthetic is giving off “Butch Lesbian” vibes, and I personally feel a bit of gender envy (affectionate) from her frfr. Edit: Ok I just checked her Wikipedia and it says that she’s bisexual so that’s pretty cool :D, honestly GOOD FOR HER!!!!)
Those are my Personal Hear Me Outs, and I hope you enjoyed reading about my Secret Political Desires :D (/jk ofc). I made this for funsies so please don’t take this seriously lol.
If you want to, do let me know y’all’s Lolitic Hear Me Outs!!
