#normal noodle guy

[hottest-ride]

He grabs @normal-noodle-guy between his digits, using his shirt as a scruff, and holds him up, showing the small organic off.

"Dis is my human, an if anyone harms em, they's gonna answer ta me!"

[dragonskxn]

Cain Starter for @normal-noodle-guy

The rain did not bother the lich while he focused on his work, a scalpel slicing through tender flesh laid out at the base of the cemetery statue. The plot of land had long been forgotten, lost to the ages as the surrounding forest grew up around it, choking the headstones with brambles and poison ivy.

Underneath the bowed back of the mossy weeping angel statue, Cain carved apart the remains of a man — a hunter who had unfortunately met his demise in these woods, most likely by the very bears he was out hunting. He was sturdy, with good musculature; Cain could easily salvage the better parts of the poor, mauled man.

While in the midst of holding up a severed arm, admiring the stiff flesh, the two skeletal guards at his sides clattered to attention, their weapons drawn.

He turned his head, a glinting, sickly green eye staring at the intruder.

"You know, I don't quite like having my work interrupted."

[dragonskxn]

@normal-noodle-guy 6 feet, 8 inches

HEIGHT COMPARISON

"Why are you so tall????"

[the-unsung-lament]

@normal-noodle-guy

"Orisa huh? Blind date if she accepts, I guess."

your name: Len Morgan

Romantic or platonic?: Looking for romantic but platonic is fine.

A night in or dinner out or an activity?: I think a nice coffee convo or a walk in the park.

Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: both is good 😊

What's your perfect date?: mountain hiking

Would you cook for me?: Y E S

Would you let me cook for you?: of course

Can we make-out?: yes

Make out in private or in public?: public

Do you like to cuddle?: yeah

Blankets or no blankets for cuddling?: depends on the season

Couch or bed?: couch

What are at least 3 hobbies of yours?: Reading, cooking, and camping.

Tell me something about you no else knows: I have a vendetta with the ocean.

Why do you want to be my valentine?: Well, I want to reach out and meet new people, maybe find new love.

What makes you a good Valentine?: I know how to make cinnamon rolls.

RP MUSE VALENTINE’S APPLICATION.

"Huzzah!! I got one already! And look! They're finding new love! And can cook! Just like the Odi Parush's vessel!"

"WHAT?! Impossible!! Well, clearly, they either have horrible taste, or as that Salamander gentleman has stated, they want to 'fix' you!"

"Can't fix what's not broken! .... What's a blind date?"

"I don't know. A date where the partner is blind? Or you blinding them is the goal??"

"I'll have two spears ready then!"

Nefila grumbles. "Good luck to this.... 'Len Morgan' person. Hope you like bleeding."

[sins-of-the-sea]

Pokes him with one of his million soggy wet ocean noodles-

[kingdom-of-mxginica]

@normal-noodle-guy replied: "Sir, my birthday was 4 days ago."

"You say that like this surprise party is for you. You wouldn't be here if it was."

[randomeeveelutions]

@normal-noodle-guy He may be absolutely melting and fanboying over Rind. You know, because his favorite pokemon is Jolteon.

@normal-noodle-guy

"Uh-Uhm....."

Honestly, out of all the reactions her behavior could have gotten, this was the most... Unexpected. And disconcerting. Rind most certainly wasn't anything good sweet and innocent, she wasn't worth fawning over right now... Mostly because her current activities included breaking into a local transformer in order to gingerly chew on some of the wiring. Consuming electricity while in her Jolteon form was an easy- if not troublesome (for humans anyway)- method of getting sustenance when actual food was scarce.

Rind was used to humans trying to chase her off when she got caught red-handed doing this, probably because she was one good bite away from knocking out their power supply. But this strange one was completely gawking at her... And she couldn't help but engage.

With one last spark-filled nibble, the Jolteon gave the stranger a confused look.

"Can I, like... Help you?"

[kingdom-of-mxginica]

@normal-noodle-guy

Len approached Malik, carrying a duffel bag of money. "I'm ready for the surgery."

Malik looked befuddled, bamboozled, and even speckledorfed. He truly didn't believe the man was being serious about the kidney, much less had the money to actually pay to have a brand new one installed.

Still, consider him impressed.

"I'll be honest." Malik began, kneeling down to open the duffel bag. "I didn't expect you to actually have the money to afford t-...what is this?" He took out the pieces of cloth paper that sure enough looked like currency, but not his kingdom's type of currency.

"We usually deal with gold pieces here. Coin. However..." Malik took the time to feel out said currency. Perhaps they had a system in the capital, he thought.

"I think I can work something out." He says, closing the bag back up. "Come with me, we head for the Capital."