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[exyrpf]

Fight Jamie Benn or Jordie Benn

JAMIE AND I WILL HAVE A CHOREOGRAPHED SLOW MO FIGHT WITH SCHOOL OF ROCK PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

ALSO I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE SOOO BAD

[tanevthehimbo]

Travis Konecny, Tanev (our favorite himbo) and Seggy

TK:

Album that gives off the same vibes: Sam’s Town by The Killers. Small town yeehaw vibes and the anger that comes along with wanting desperately to get out, but knowing in your bones you can never shake this town.

Song that fits the vibe the hardest: Bling (Confession Of a King). Like TK, this song gives off the vibes of running down a dirt road, with nothing but pure spite keeping your feet moving.

Tanev:

Album that gives off the same vibes: Life in Cartoon Motion by MIKA. Energetic and sweet, even the slower songs keep you moving.

Song that fits the vibe the hardest: Love Today. Like my favorite Himbo, this song gives the vibe of dancing without a care in the world, grabbing strangers to join you and telling them you love them and meaning it.

Seguin:

Album that gives off the same vibes: Death of a Bachelor by Panic! At the Disco. Enjoying your youth to fullest, even if it’s foolish, just to escape the inevitable march forward of time and the oncoming onslaught of the years.

Song that fits the vibe the hardest: Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time. Five Words. Segs as a Boston Bruin.

Send me a hockey player and I’ll give you an album with their vibes!!

[71tenseventeen]

Into that bad night is my favorite

Evans (the club owner) was bitter and very angry about the Sidney situation. The day after Zhenya took Sidney from the club Evans mentioned to a colleague that he was going to “track that whore down and make him pay up.”  Within two hours of that statement Zhenya located and killed him. 

[brandoncarlo]

I’d totally bang Jordie Benn

You’re better than that 

[nhl-starbucks]

Jason Demers

Jason Demers goes into Starbucks and asks for a mug of Folgers. The barista throws a mug at him.

[incorrectdallasstars]

This blog brings me so much life. Thank you!!!

so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. 

no but actually, thank you. these kind of message still make me smile so hard i stg 

[tanevthehimbo]

It feels like it’s super hard to find ace people who love hockey too. But yay!! You love Tanev (and the pens) and are ace. So glad I followed you!

So far you’re the only other hockey ace I’ve met, so we must be exceptionally rare here 😂

Aww thanks, bud!

[tanevthehimbo]

TK for surviving the apocalypse (please and thank you!)

Honestly? This ranking is either 100% or 0%. Lets break this down.

-He could definitely handle himself well in a survival situation. Definitely bc of his Yeehaw Vibes™️

-On the other hand, he’s such a loudmouth that he’d probably get you both fucked by upsetting the wrong person.

-If it’s a zombie apocalypse, you’re fucked bc he’d end up drawing more zombies to your location.

-Either way it would probably just be the two of you. I don’t think he’d be good at forming lasting alliances with others.

So I guess my final verdict is 50/50??? Depending upon the type of apocalypse???

Send me a hockey player for your apocalypse survival ranking!!!