Hockey Players at Starbucks

Not the original nhlstarbucks! I post about other leagues and you can send in your own!

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I have no idea if this blog is still active but I would pay for y’all to do literally anyone on the Panthers roster

Roberto Luongo walks into Starbucks the day after he gets a shutout. 

The lady behind the counter starts freaking out and says “Oh my God, you’re that guy...”

He interupts her and says “...yes, yes, I’m the goalie for the Florida Panthers.”

She responds with, “No you’re not, you’re that really funny guy on Twitter.”

He looks around sighs and smiled as he says, “I’ll take it, thanks!”

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brock mcginn? if you know him! bc he’s an underappreciated bby

Brock McGinn offers to pay for a little old lady’s tea while he’s waiting for his caramel macchiato.

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Connor Carrick?

Connor Carrick has to carefully choose which Starbucks he goes to because some of them have fluorescent lights and they give him headaches. He knows caffeine has some headache-relieving ability, but he’d rather just not have a headache in the first place.

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Jason Demers

Jason Demers goes into Starbucks and asks for a mug of Folgers. The barista throws a mug at him.

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i know you’ve done a few of these but could you please do sebastian aho again? i can never get enough of him! thank youuu!!

Sebastian Aho can’t decide between all the delicious sauces and syrups. He wants them all in his coffee. He asks a stranger for their opinion. He ends up getting a shot each of raspberry, caramel, vanilla, and mocha in a grande latte.

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Tom Wilson

Tom Wilson asks for extra dark roast so he can seem like a big manly lumberjack.

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Alex Ovechkin?

Alex Ovechkin goes into Starbucks and orders five coffees. He says one is for him and the other four are for four of his friends, whom he calls “Drinking Man, Fat Man, Man Who Have Legs, and this is Girl.”

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Kailer Yamamoto?

Kailer Yamamoto goes to the Starbucks drive-thru and tells the guy at the window to “have a tubular day.”

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The Stromes?

The Strome brothers don’t take off their very expensive Ray-Ban wayfarer sunglasses when they order their iced coffees.s

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Elias Lindholm, pleaareee.

Elias Lindholm asks for more whipped cream on top of his French roast until the cream towers a good four inches above the rim of the cup. He is pleased as leaves a hefty tip.

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Olli maatta and justin schultz together at starbucks please!

Olli Maatta and Justin Schultz go to Starbucks. Justin orders a caramel latte while Olli gets black coffee. When someone asks about this, Justin says they order unexpected drinks to fuck with people. In reality, Justin likes sweet drinks and Olli prefers strong coffee.

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nino niederreiter please '!!!

Nino Niederreiter asks the barista to make a coffee-flavored slushie.

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Nail Yakupov

Nail Yakupov orders a black coffee and a hot chocolate and mixes them together in a venti cup.

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Important update from Mod Hayden

I’m right in the path of Hurricane Irma, and right now I’m planning on sheltering in place, which means I might lose power. If I disappear for a couple of days, don’t worry. It just means my phone and/or my laptop ran out of battery and I can’t charge them.

If you have any requests or other posts to submit, I’d suggest sending them now, before I get assfucked by rain and 80mph wind gusts.

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Update: I might be evacuating instead. The nearest place I can go is 11 hours away, so I might be gone for that time. Again, don't worry.

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Important update from Mod Hayden

I’m right in the path of Hurricane Irma, and right now I’m planning on sheltering in place, which means I might lose power. If I disappear for a couple of days, don’t worry. It just means my phone and/or my laptop ran out of battery and I can’t charge them.

If you have any requests or other posts to submit, I’d suggest sending them now, before I get assfucked by rain and 80mph wind gusts.

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Taylor Hall

Taylor Hall asks for his macchiato to be made with half soy milk and half regular milk. The barista needs to excuse himself from the counter so he can go outside and punch something.

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Jordan Eberle

The barista gives Jordan Eberle a shot of espresso in his coffee because he looks tired for some reason even though it’s 2:30 in the afternoon.