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[georgiasbrainstuff]

Maxcar! Maxcar! Maxcar! But who were they so focused on?

Their dear Lando Norris of course <3

[kingkestrel]

Blood Rushed, Hair Tossed and Cheeks Flushed

(4.6k, rated e, Threesome, Dutch Grand Prix 2024, PWP, Top Lando Norris)

Oscar drunkenly stumbled into the small bathroom of the VIP area. He stopped dead in his tracks as two pairs of ocean eyes shot to meet his

Max Verstappen sat on the counter where the sinks were installed, with Lando, in a shirt with all but one button undone, between his thighs.

Oscar just stared, mouth agape, too stunned and drunk to form a coherent thought.

The look in Lando’s eye was mischievous and cocksure.

“Join us?”

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[mvlionheart]

Oscar had slipped him the key with a frown, looking him up and down. It was cute. Max could understand the sentiment. Oscar hadn’t had the best race result and now he was going to have to share with the race winner. It wasn’t that kind of arrangement, officially. This was a flurry of texts sent by Lando after Max planted the idea in his head of getting spit-roasted. All part of the plan.

Play To Win Chapter Three - Lando & Oscar

Welcome to Max-centric Smutmas Day Two! The theme of this chapter is Under the Mistletoe: Kissing / Voyeurism.

[nyoomfruits]

ngl i DID consider maxcar with lando as stray cat… it definitely has potential 👀

YEAH something about max and oscar being so similar and therefor they kind of. fit? like they make sense as a pairing. and lando maybe already struggles with this sense of belonging and he doesn't really see how he would fit into their perfect little puzzle? but he's actually the perfect final piece because he and max can go to parties and nightclubs together when oscar isnt feeling up to it and oscar finally has someone to fuss over because while max respects the fact that oscar's love language is acts of service he is also dutch and therefor very individualistic and gets a bit annoyed maybe when oscar does things for him he is PERFECTLY capable of doing himself (something lando actually loves because he loves being taken care of) and when it's just the three of them it just works!! they just play off each other so well!!!

anyway this makes loads of sense to max and oscar. unfortunately despite the ammount of yapping those two do neither of them are good at Talking About Feelings and so they forget to share these insights with lando who is the KING of spiraling himself into "oh my god do they even like me? do they even want me? OH MY GOD THEY HATE ME" over the tinniest of things

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

i see the lando topping oscar and max vision, but my brain worms are saying max top both mclaren boys. maybe i just want anything to do with that trio.

OR

charles and max having a dom off with mclaren boys as subs-

im going to hell.

OKAY look....anon....i'm not sure what you were hoping for from this ask but me and @its-all-papaya were coming up with the most insane headcanon while i was at work today (sorry i couldn't answer this earlier mobile tumblr is doing weird things with asks and my brain hurts now that i'm home so that's a good time...)

ANYHOW, Max and Oscar in an established relationship, and post-brazil (because we like some tenderness with our angst) after having bonkers mind-blowing sex with Max, Oscar's all dick drunk and says something about how Lando might benefit from Max fucking *his* brains out too.

insert a heavy dose of praise kink and max asking oscar to show lando how good he can be. ANYHOW. That's that. It's living rent free in my head and perhaps when my brain's not on fire (adhd) and my brain's not on fire (headache or migraine who knows), it'll be something bc it's kind of a really fun concept.

AS FOR Max and Charles having a dom-off with the mclaren boys....not so much my speed? IDK. Actual foursome where they're all having a good time? THAT'S more my speed. I just truly like.....look....look. Charles and Lando are just so switch4switch that it would be a fight tooth and nail all the way down. Anyhow. That's what i'll say on that.

And LOOK. If you're going to hell, I'm right there with you (for fanfic reasons not for all the actual reason the church would kick me out LMFAO)

[adventuringblind]

I'm putting it out to the floor!

Part Two of Do Androids Have Dicks? (Which has been appropriately named The Adventures of Oscar, the Android WAG) is going to be a series of oneshots and blurbs revolving around Oscar and his new life.

It's not going to be chronological. It's more just a scenario based thing!

That being said- I want to know what Y'all want to see! I've got a few ideas for travel and interactions with people, but nothing much aside from that!

Genuinely, there is no wrong answer here! I'm just looking to have some fun and want Y'all to feel involved!

My inbox, dm's, and comments are open for ideas, and I might poll to see what people want first!

[kingkestrel]

[nyoomfruits]

20K LONG NON DRIVER ROOMATE AU???? Please tell us more

SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REPLY in all honesty rn its 100% vibes and maybe 50% plot but !!! the general idea is max and lando have been both roommates and friends forever and also have (what they both think are unrequited) crushes on each other. anyway they need a new roommate and so in comes oscar. now max is some kind of freelance programmer so he works from home and mostly nights and lando is a twitch streamer so he also mostly works nights. oscar actually has a normal 9-5 though we never find out what it is.

idk the vibes are just oscar is the only sort of acceptable cook so he does most of it, making sure max and lando actually eat, they have a lot of movie nights and game nights and obviously f1 weekends are a BIG thing in their appartment.

then the only scene i really have concrete is; lando forgets his keys and gets locked out of the appartment, waits for oscar to come home who doesnt show up until like THREE HOURS LATER so lando is practically freezing (oscar is like "you could have CALLED???" and lando is all "well i didnt want to bother you :(((" and oscar goes "lando you could NEVER bother me, next time please just call") anyway lando goes to stream and oscar goes to make him a hot choclate and then when he comes in to bring lando his drink they have this SUPER sweet interaction that the stream catches and so everyone in the chat is like "LANDO IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND"

now. one person who notoriously watches every singly one of lando's stream is. you guessed it max. who is like actively in love with lando. and maybe developing feeelings for oscar WHO KNOWS. so he corners lando in the kitchen later like "so your boyfriend huh?" because he needs to KNOW. except lando didnt know max watched every single one of his streams so he latches onto that fact like CRAZY (because hello your crush admitting they watch all of your streams because they like the sound of your voice????? i would obsess over that too tbh) and never ends up confirming or denying the lando/oscar thing.

so max just. assumes it must be true and starts pulling away to give lando and oscar space which in turn makes them think they did something to upset max and yeah basically another miscommunication BIG SUPRISE

anyway will i write this??? i dont know maybe once i get a more coherent plot going but god the VIBES i'm in love with the VIBES