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Alyssa. 32. They/Them. Cat parent to two goblin children. Chaotic bisexual, Formula 1 Enthusiast. CL16 | OP81 | LN4 | AA23 | YT22. Ask me about my taste in music. Vet tech, writer, absolute disaster. wedriftlikelonelyplanets @ ao3

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

Important Info

This is an 18+ blog. I frequently post and write NSFW content, and will not hesitate to block freely if your blog mentions you are under the age of 18.

This is primarily an F1 blog, but is also a mildly multi-fandom blog, and a space for me to ramble my thoughts into the internet.

I generally don't post direct hate, however I may have some unpopular opinions, and sometimes I do get caught up in the heat of the moment. If I post unpopular opinions, it'll be tagged anti-insert driver name here.

Any actual hate is not welcome here.

The ask box is always open

Favourite Drivers: CL16, OP81, LN4, AA23, YT22 And of course, my beloved: Max Fewtrell

You can hate on McLaren all you want but do not come in here with Lando or Oscar hate.

About the Blogger

Alyssa (they/them), 33, CST, Canadian. Perpetually stressed veterinary technologist who's chronically online. Rampant multishipper, though my faves are Landoscar, Lestappen, Nortrell (or Mando), Lestapstri, Pianortrell, Piastrell, OscarMark and Choscar

15+ years of writing experience through rp, novels, and now RPF. Prompts, asks, and the like are always welcome. Please feel free to send DM's too, always happy to scream about ships, plots, and really just about anything. Discord could be provided upon request.

Primarily writing, however I'll toss in the occasional edit or web-weave. Don't make fun of me for my bad edits (or do, i don't make the rules)

About Me | Personal (& my face) | My Writing | Fic Recs | My Ao3

More comprehensive tagging list available when you click through to my actual blog.

My Fic (newest to oldest, updates when new fics posted)

F1 RPF

not so starry-eyed - oscarmark/landoscar, explicit, 3.4k

capsize in your thighs - nortrell, magui/lando, implied quadcule, explicit, 7.4k

needy - magui/lando but implied quadcule, explicit, 2.3k

fire is slowly dying - nortrell, explicit, 2.6k

2025 kinktober collection - various pairings and fic lengths

you're the first one in a long time that had some faith in me - landoscar, explicit, 3.3k

diamond bright, kiss me right - nortrell, explicit, 11k

meet me in the middle - oscarmark, explicit, 5.1k

you will empty the darkness - oscarmark, mature, 3.8k

hope you leave a scar - landoscar, explicit, 5.1k

loves me like i'm brand new - oscarmark, explicit, 7k

feel you taking me home - pianortrell, explicit, 3.7k

have this dream where i'm screaming underwater - mark webber/lando norris, explicit, 13.5k

dizzy on the comedown verse (tumblr only) - nortrell, ongoing (au: Max F is an F1 driver and Lando's a streamer)

where's my pride, guess i'll leave it behind - oscarmark/landoscar, explicit, 20k

what's a god to a non-believer - lando/oscar/charles, explicit, 7k

i'm so lonely - landoscar, explicit, 7,8k, 2/2 chapters

we can do this shit forever if it's lust, yeah - landoscar, explicit, 10.6k

telling me that i gotta behave now - landoscar, explicit, 7k

The Raven Cycle

decay - ronan lynch/adam parrish, ronan lynch/richard gansey iii, explicit, 3k

always been so warm and calculated - rovinsky, explicit, 1.5k

Feel free to ask me about my WIPs

[marigoldrouge]

the ai-ification of f1 has to be one of its worst ideas

drivers can make one small mistake and then have no idea how the ai will take that into account and change the energy deployment for their next lap. how are they supposed to fix mistakes if the algorithm is changing things unpredictably?

motorsport.com article

[marigoldrouge]

and how are we as viewers supposed to understand and compare driver performance if it’s sometimes coming down to ai decision making that not even the teams can identify?

[thisdamnedwierdinternet]

Interviewer: “Oscar, only P5 today after a lot of battles. What did you miss today?”

Oscar: “Uhm... A few parts of my car? [...]”

Please, Oscar, never change.

[livingcorps33]

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

once again reminded that i can't write anyway so hilarious that i thought i was going to write fic

[losingmymindtonight]

one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

[kawhh]

That's my brat | Oscar Piastri

[saturn-s-ghost]

I have no outline tho, just vibes

[beachwritesf1]

I personally think we should give George Russell 25 points every time Kimi exceeds track limits

[gearboxgremlin]

the thing is, I don't even WANT to be a kimi hater, I'm actively trying to find it in me not to hate a teenager that has had a gigantic stroke of luck getting this car in his second season and is now using it to the best of his evidently very good ability because who WOULDN'T do exactly that in his place, it's just that I see what's going on around him (merc performing weekly sacrificial rituals on george and his car when they remember he exists, the other rookies (arvid, I mean arvid) being relegated to footnotes when they show incredible performances, the god damn max verstappen comparisons) and i get filled with rage I've never felt before

[lunarchaostime]

If I had a nickel for every time Kimi Antonelli exceeded track limits, I’d have enough money to buy George Russell a better f1 car.

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

It’s time…

[leclerclegacy]

im so nonchalant right now. Queen of Nonchalance

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

George and Oscar have a good time challenge….

[wedriftlikelonelyplanets]

It’s the way with every race instead of feeling stressed I simply feel more and more miserable

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[electricwizz]

piastri still in the p7 asylum im gonna end my shit