#northbaydavid

[paper-mario-wiki]

Nobody fucks with the finnish mafia. Not because they're violent, because they're so nice

at what point does a nice Mafia stop being a Mafia and start being a community improvement committee?

[feverwildehopps]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! May you wear the pants of life today and wear them proudly

Lol my pants of life are black athletic shorts and a marching band uniform but I AM PROUD! >:D Thanks David xD //nice metaphor btw hehe//

[mollymauk-ingyou]

Eggplant

... Potato? 

[green-eyed-heroine]

@northbaydavid Wild Times is an amusement park, yes, but I remember reading somewhere that it also had a club in it as well. And also, I was just quoting the artist's words.

[hopps--wilde]

Otp question meme 6 and 21

6. What is their favorite feature of their partner’s?Nick: Judy’s tail and or earsJudy: Nick’s tail and or sly grin

Controversially: his teeth

21. Who is more likely to start dancing with the other?If they’re at a special occasion, like a wedding perhaps, I can see Judy pulling Nick to his feet and dragging him to the dance floor. I can also see Nick encouraging Judy to follow his lead in certain situations. I guess it would depend on their comfort zone wherever they are.

Ｗｉｌ d ｅｈｏｐｐｓ ａｓｋ ｍｅｍｅ！

[wtfbeatlescartoon]

Don't you know about their nicknames?

i do not

[scorpiofactsdaily]

What did i win?

nothing welcome to the real world jackass

[scorpiofactsdaily]

What do you call a three humped camel

not nearly as terrifying as an eight humped one with eyes that can scorch your soul