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James' wallpaper is a photo of Padfoot playing in the snow.
Remus' wallpaper is a photo of James when he was little.
And Sirius has a photo he took that same Christmas of James and Remus drunk and kissing passionately in the kitchen. James is shirtless, sitting on the counter; Remus, wearing a Santa hat, is between his legs, holding him around the waist.
They've been arguing for days to get him to delete it, but Sirius says he will NEVER do so and, in fact, likes to show it to the rest of his friends, saying, "Look how handsome MY boyfriends are."
Sirius: Moony, James doesn't love us anymore
James: I love you, but I have to go train
Sirius: You're going to abandon us in the middle of this lonely, frozen place…
James: You mean my bed?
Sirius: To go and see other men
James: my teammates?
Remus: Teammates? Is that what you call your lovers now?
Peter: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? I WANT TO SLEEP!
I'd give my life for the romantic moonchaser
Sunrose and Queenkiller, but it's Sirius calling his best friend to complain about how much he hates Evan (the only idiot who has managed to catch up with him and even beat him on the race track) and James is trying to act normal while Evan is blatantly groping him and kissing his neck, and then Sirius starts talking about how much he wants to fuck Barty, Evan's ex.
And Remus is having sex with Regulus Black while this is happening.