#nosonicman

[blue-speedster]

How can we help you, Sonic?

"I don't KNOW! Just leave me alone!"

[blue-speedster]

Sonic, what do you want to do right now?

(Gives him a nerf gun in a very sudden and disconnected way to my prior question.)

"I don't know!"

The nerf gun bonks him on the head. "Ow! What was that for?!"

[blue-speedster]

Are you going to eat that chili dog?

"Is it any good?"

[blue-speedster]

Try to remember something. If you can't, uh, tell us what you think is going on.

"What should I remember? I don't know what even is going on."

[blue-speedster]

Handheld or home console?

"I'd say handheld console."

"Yeah, handheld console."

[blue-speedster]

Have some meh burgers, you two.

"Meh what?"

"If they're called 'meh' burgers, they're probably 'meh' at best."

[blue-speedster]

I have chilli dogs for you!

"More chili dogs for me? Don't mind if I do!" He paused as he recalled what he had to do just moments earlier.

Sonic let out a sigh as he bent down to reach the chili dogs offered to him. "This form is a hassle."

[blue-speedster]

Social media is what you're talking to us through.

"(So this is social media?)"