Aug 3, 2017
When you help get her a best friend and suddenly her best friends boyfriend is more charming then your suave.
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When you help get her a best friend and suddenly her best friends boyfriend is more charming then your suave.
On the one hand, I get why people hold a soft spot for the original Murderous Mask. The banter. The poisoned wine. “From the mouths of babes, Sasha.” All of this stuff, objectively, rules. BUT, Peter was so annoying that if that was my first impression of him, when Juno had left him in that hotel room, I would not have blamed him.
How the fuk does anyone not Bridget Jones all interactions? A man just said to me “I get the feeling you’d be a lot of fun” implying sexual relations and the only thing I can think to say is “I guess we will see!!! Haha!! I mean maybe. I’m not great. Actually we should just call this whole thing now before I fucj it up COMPLETELY lol. Just joking. Or am I? No, I am”
charlietheskonk
Lies! Lies and slander!
When someone asks you to MC their wedding.
What I say: Of course! Ah! Thank you so much for involving me in your special day!
What I’m thinking: Omfg, Omfg no. Ahhhh! Now I have to pretend to be charming and funny in front of a group of people. Omfg. This cannot end well. Bad choice, bad choice.
Anxiety kicks in months in advance...
The thing about me is I have no redeeming qualities whatsoever
I'm gonna need Louis to go away for 2014.