#not deep enough

[kittycollartight]

i slit my throat

[naruversemisa]

Heal Bite AU

au where naruto as a kid discovers that biting him recovers all injuries, fatigue, and chakra instantly and decides to become an iryo-nin

——————

naruto’s always known that he’s healthy

he knows he heals fast and he knows he rarely gets sick

the injuries that remain on others for weeks or months on end heal within hours or days for him

he also knows he never scars

which is why he’s so fascinated by the sight of four small dragged dots of raised skin on his hand, two on his palm and two on the back in parallel, from the cat now completely uninjured and licking at where it had just bit

he’s not injured anymore but the mark of it remains

he does not know what to make of this

he does know it’s the coolest thing he’s ever done

…

he should go tell iruka sensei!

[interclouds]

who would have guessed that doing deeper squats would make my ass hurt more

[0tro-chico-polifacetico]

Dang it tumblr

Every time i post something on tumblr it automatically sends me like 5 notifications. I get excited thinking that my post became viral or something likely. Al that just to see that these are notifications of days ago. My hopes crash.

[ejzah]

I’m watching a firefighter on a procedural give someone CPR and there are so many inaccuracies. I know they can’t perform actual compressions on the actors, but there has to be a better way to simulate it.

[diari0deglierrori]

“Bad dialogue” he just screamed “tout va bien, mon cul!” what more do you want

[narcotika]

。

[brontes]

you ever get hit by something so hard and so out of the blue that you feel genuinely unsettled even as the moment passes? as though your thoughts walked so near the truth that it seared you?