#not hot

[sneaky-eel]

I decided to replay assassin's creed 2 and my very gay roommate plops down on the couch with me.

Him: is he gay?

Me: Desmond? Why?

Him: look at his walk. That is a very cunty walk. He is throwing his hips. Did they steal him from a gay bar?

Me: Well, he was a bartender in New York. I don't think they say what kind of bar.

Him: Oh yeah, he's gay.

[x2m]

when an ugly man gets possessive over you it really do be feelin like jail

[door-bust]

Bit high right now but I’m getting emotional over how happy I am about my transition so far

[d-adpool]

nobody called me pretty and cute on the colours meme. sadge

[bagel-with-creamcheese]

“You’re only into f1 because you think the drivers are hot” WRONG! I love the drama. “You’re only into hockey because you think the players are hot” WRONG! I love the sense of community and human connection. “You’re only into WWE because you think the wrestlers are hot” I… can’t… dispute that one.

[rougereds]

call my crazy but i find Aurélien’s legs so cute and they look exactly the same as they did when he was a kid 🥹

[grrrrrrwoof]

i just saw some post abt how someone punished their sub for talking a lot and that sounds like my nightmare