#not interesting

[hexbugswallower]

“91% of intranets exist”— really head-scratching opener to a LinkedIn post

[emmelinez]

“Who is this goober?!”

Hi, I’m Zach! I’m 18 and I like drawing and writing South Park stuff (that's an understatement).

Art is 100% my hobby, so I won't take commissions. I may do requests if they're interesting, however!

I also really like clowns, music, and uhh all the other things behind the dumb little cartoon drawing of me.

I’m autistic, but I’m always striving to overcome my social deficits!

Some other things I enjoy are crocheting, studying Spanish, and summoning demons on the weekends (invocar demonios los fines de semana).

✨✨Humor is my passion✨✨

Welcome to my digital footprint, I guess.

Fun fact: Mr. Boss is my favorite Smiling Friends character :)

[neurodivergentclownpussy]

cast member: i'm going to do something dangerous

wife, stage manager and assistant director: okay can you stop that please?

cast member to me:

[5unm0th]

i unfolded an in and out ketchup paper cup

[n-antarctica]

I've been really silent and liking things instead of blabbing on them as I use to (consider the likes a bookmark for later babbling <3) I just hit a really busy spot and I need it to be Friday night already!

I just finished grading a pile of zoology exams and together with a few more things, I've been crossin tasks out. A crazy lot of them! Relieved, but the weekend can't come soon enough haha.

Also, wish me luck finding someone tomorrow. If I do, I'll tell a little story. Not a super engaging one, just a story.

A wee silly boy! April 24, 2026.

[flimberjurbles]

SO confused on how occasionally one of my hairs will tie itself into a knot at the end. at least form a mat like respectable hair if you're going to knot for no reason

[unlike-starlike]

Being kind of neurotic can be almost comically ridiculous at times because why am I sitting here thinking "I wish my roommate would go back in his room; I'm not allowed to get up and make my breakfast while he's still in the living room". I mean he's probably not thinking about that at all because that's not a real rule, it's one I just made up, and it literally doesn't make any sense at all.