#not irl

[feedzblog]

i dont gain intentionally, i just take great pleasure in food and quite like the effect of that on my body. my bf doesn't know i have this kink but sometimes says " have you gained weight babe ? " when he feels my muffin top concealed by a baggy shirt. and he'll squeeze my extra fat. he pays for my food all the time and doesn't comment when my portions get bigger. my medium size meals become larges, and then extra fries. sometimes he brings rich desserts home for us to have with wine. he keeps the kitchen stocked with all my favourite foods, and cooks dinner for us every night. his cooking is so good, i simply MUST finish my plate. and seconds. and dessert ? but we always eat at home, and i work from home so i just stay in nightgowns all day so i dont feel my belly protruding into my lap at the table. i dont feel the wobble of my midsection when i stand up. i do notice my tits overflowing though, so i go lay on the couch to masturbate. that's when i notice my belly, soft and plush, straining my pretty little nightgown he bought for me. why didnt i notice myself getting so chubby??? and then i realised that i am gaining intentionally. just not for me.

[angevinyaoiz]

Book!DunkAerion doodle . Loved the show and loved the read but was very amused by his Candy Corn look and also Dunk’s gruesome intrusive thoughts

[dragongirlfangs]

Ngl, having finished Prime 4 (and watched the 100% cutscene on youtube bc I missed some boss scans and I'm too lazy to do an entire playtrough just for that), I have to say I don't get the disappointment about Sylux's motivations

Like, to me, it just makes him more interesting than if he was important. Him being literally just some guy with powerful stolen tech and a capital G Grudge because he projected his own horrific failure on Samus and the GF and stewed on that anger and that hatred until it completely consumed him is really interesting! And also THE only main antagonist in the series like this: not an apocalyptic level threat or even a powerful intergalatic warlord, but a dude who just fucking hates Samus and really wants her dead

And, as much as he should have appeared more in the game, the fact that this is who he is makes his lack of a presence until he makes his move more fitting, at least in my opinion. He, ultimately, just isn't that important in the grand scheme of things

[redbleedingrose]

Because just imagine and work with me here:

Azriel is a hot interventional neurology fellow and you’re the medicine intern rotating through the neuro service for a month.

He is your senior and knows your coffee order (bc he buys it for you on a daily basis), doesn’t make you do any real work, sees patients with you, plays Pokémon like a NERD, and takes time out of his day to explain different neurologic diseases you might see as a doctor.

And when your rotation is over, he immediately reaches out to you asking for you to join him on coffee because he doesn’t want to spend another moment without you.

[hands-off-my-dinosaur]

yk i get so excited when i make new mutuals but idk how to be friends with them. like omg you're so cool and i wanna be your friend really bad but idk how. i try to interact but i feel im not cool enough ugh

[pientones]

Immmm tiirreedddd and I do NOT want school tmr.. neither do I want my bday. I like attention, but.. Like, I feel so super awkward when I get it irl..💔

[magearnalovely]

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