#not katie

[bobbie-robron]

Who’s enough?

[elenafishersps1]

u take those clothes off arfur right fuvkin now u hoe !!!! I didn't hire you for this !!!!! -not katie

don’t know what clothes you’re talking about tbh :/

but omg katie is such a pretty last name!! do u mind if i call u that instead of your first name. not isn’t as cute tbh :/

[ahappydnp]

Is it weird that I sometimes get the urge to lick Phil's forehead? Just like, once. One lick, I mean. (This is Not Katie 🕵)

You know, I literally read the first sentence and was like “lol this sounds like something Katie would say”. But lo and behold, you’re Not Katie. Damn, guess we got a new member of the thirst squad @doineedtohaveawordwithyou

Honestly, that’s a perfectly valid urge; his forehead is absolutely gorgeous and those crinkles could use a good lick ✌️

I mean after the initial shock of the ass photo, my first inclination was to bite that bit on the back of his neck between his shirt and hair line so like...no judgment here bb

[flamingokitty22]

Another fun thing to do with your partner:

Put your cold ass hands under their boob folds.

[arkane-syndicate]

Hey y'all I love my gf @cymriccat she's perfect

[elenafishersps1]

I associate you wif stinky fingers, being less sexy than katie, and licking the valentine barbers butthole

who could this be?

[24thmemberkatienolan]

Oh shit