#not louie

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

i have been (pitt season 2 spoilers below)

YELLING ABOUT LOUIE'S CONDITION BEING A CARDIAC EVENT SINCE EPISODE ONE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT NOOOOO

[velvetfangsx]

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing I can trust in life is Claudia's diary

[ghirahim]

fisk that is a load of bull you named your goddamn cat son speedbump the least you can do is name a polydactl cat stanford. you may think the man is horrible but you gotta face the fact that his poorly draw visage is your icon and you think about him way too much. i think he's your FAVORITE stan and you're too in denial to admit it

WELL PART OF THE PROBLEM IS ALSO THAT I HAVE SALLY ok

i have speedbump. ceasar salad. lunchbox. and then... sally. i cant just have two normal names. i cant have a cat named stan. i alsocant have any more s sounds. ive hit the limit on that

so the only acceptable name for a polydactyl kitten is crab louie

[briandouglaswilson]