#not nice!!

[bertholdts--butt]

Help it's 2:30 in the morninnnng

[sexyprise]

what was your mom’s maiden name? :) name of childhood pet? :)

omg i'm so glad you asked, these are always my favorite ones to answer!

okay so, it's actually like a really funny story, so my mom's maiden name—

hey, wait a minute! 😡

[sunflowerslut]

don't! hook! up! with! ppl! when! u! got! a! significant! other! don't even make out with them!!! jfc

[asexyrainbow]

That is the last time I ever fall asleep after watching Doctor Who.

Could have done without the baby-killing aliens, thank you very much.

[drunkcynicr]

Grantaire, I have a present for you. Look! It's this beautiful moth, isn't it perfect? Look at the patterns! *shows him a hand-size moth* Come on, take it!

A present? What is it? ...Oh, fuck! 

Wh—Why are you holdi… How c-can… P-put that thing away from me!