If it gets out that Batman and Superman are dating, does the percentage of Batman being kidnapped go up or down?
Like "his pawn value /bargaining chip just skyrocketed, we can make Supes do anything with him in our hands!" or is this the longest streak of not being kidnapped that Batman has ever gone thru in years, like "um no?! What are you, an idiot?! You want to be pulverized by his laser beam on sight?! No kidnapping Batman." "He doesn't pulverized people." "You want to test that theory??"
For some reason I’m dying at the idea of Gotham homophobia rearing its head here and everyone dismissing the rumors and the opportunity to have leverage over Superman himself (because he will absolutely go apeshit if someone kidnaps Batman trying to get to him) because they couldn’t stop laughing/being disgusted over the idea of two men being in a relationship together.
